Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Connor Lonske

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i pause for a second "first off, salt. i can't punch him. i can't see anything but what's in the game."

i turn to Alpha RaN "second, you would be right about that. if it weren't for the fact the only alternate universes that maters is the one the author avatars come from, mall fight connor, and real life me. also i know there will always be alpha real life earth. i give two shits about alternate variations, including myself at this point. so, go fuck yourself."

"also the Widow Maker doesn't exist in real life. they won't be able to trace the bullet to a gun that isn't even real, you fucking retard."
 

Sigma Castell

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"Can you two just make up? Salt to be fair to zombie you've been kinda a dick in the past and everyone forgave you"
 

Saltarius

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"Keyword: In the past. This little shit is honestly like the toilet paper you accidentally get stuck to your shoe and the ************ won't come off. Or die."
 

MinimanZombie

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"...People get toilet paper stuck to their shoes? I get that it's a like, a visual joke in shows, but has that ever happened to anyone? Sigma you ever get TP stuck to your shoes?"
 

RaNDM G

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"... Alright."

I turn on the Oculus Rift.

"So long Connor. It's been fun catching up."

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The light flickers, then plays a scene. Connor looks on.

RaN dust off his hands, puts on his jacket and leaves the room, the apartment, the building, walking out onto the street and disappearing in the crowd.


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We'll get back to him never.

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The hands continue to just float there.

"I guess that's it. Let's find a way off this boat."
 

Connor Lonske

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"eh. could be worse." i say as i'm not able to play the game on my screen due to no controler as i sit there and die of dehydration with mario just standing there while the game shits itself.

i spend my final days being bored out of my mind, mouth dry, just staring at some dumb corrupted version of super mario world with the sound at a reasonable but low volume on the speakers (it's been that way since the start of recording because i wasn't using headphones) and it just goes on and on and on. thank fully while i'm very hungry i don't starve to the point of it being a major problem because of how fat i am. eventually time goes on and i think about all the non real life friends i left behind, and where they all may be now. i also am left with the questions of is this my real room, or how the hell a kinect could work with surgeon simulator, or even if the pizza i have in the fridge has gone bad by now!

i somehow manage to jerk off at least 3 times out of boredom and dirty thoughts.

in the next to last day the dehydration really hits me, and i remembered before this happened i hadn't drank water in foreeeeeeeever man. oh yeah and the virtual reality thing by then has gotten extremely boring and would of worked better with headphones if Alpha RaN wanted to make me suffer.

in the last day i stop caring about all the question and accept my fate further as my brain function starts to stop working. finally, this plays though my head before i die.

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and then i was dead. game over.

Real Life Connor has leveled up! New title!

Connor T Lonske: Circlejerk Extraordinaire!
 

Knife-28

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"..."

"Welp I'm going to The Pub, have fun." Knife says before walking through a door that wasn't there a second ago, and disappears a monent later.
 

RaNDM G

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"Yeah, you can be Captain Aubrey. Ride us a big boat over that fastly approaching wave of blood."
 

Paddy the Second

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"Russell Crowe? I think you mean..." A thousand tulpas sing at once, vibrating the entire mall. "JJJJAAAAAVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"