Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

I take out a tape recorder and click a button.

"Ah! See, I have just the solution. Earlier, you were asked to take my Stand, when in fact it will, in a way, be able to revive Dio!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I wasn't going to let him!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Still! You could've doom the Mall!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I didn't m-mean it..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I click another button.

Saltarius: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY]
"I totally mean to do this, if you didn't know, Pucci! I'm going to doom the entire Mall!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I didn't say that! K-Kasey!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Kasey shrugs, "Sounds like you."

 

[Saltarius]

"I didn't! I didn't!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I click another button.

Saltarius [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QMnEt98iZM]
"Hi, I'm Saltarius and CHEATED ON MY MATH TEST!"

 

[Saltarius]

"First you insult my m-morality, and now my intelligence..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"These are all your words."

 

[Saltarius]

I start sniffling.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What were we talking about before this?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Ostracization."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, right. Everyone in Mall Fight hates. But then again, to hell with 'em! They have no idea how to make a coherent plot!" I wrap an arm around Salt, "You and me, though. We're family. You always have an open spot at the Bacon family dinner table!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You j-just spent the past five minutes berating me for doing actions I feel I need to."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You don't have to do nothing you don't want to do. As for 'berating' you, I only acknowledge the problems you know yourself to show that I am comfortable with them."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck you, I like the other Waffles be-Well, I like your Kasey better. And your Diamond can stand the sight of me."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"But, not me?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You're both equally terrible."