"Wait, why is Salt getting a larger sentence because Waffles is innocent? And Salt's confession implicates you."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Ah yes, but what you must recognize is that you're the defendant. And Trilby apparently wasn't there. Therefore, by the rules of 'fuck-the-legal-system-we're-in-motherfucking-space', you're the guilty one Salt!"
"Good point, Zombie. You should be a defendant too, and I should be the judge."
I drag Zombie down, sit him next to Salt, then sit where Zombie was.
"Court is now in session."
I drag Zombie down, sit him next to Salt, then sit where Zombie was.
"Court is now in session."
"Too late Trilby. We decided who was who at the start. If anything, YOU should be the defendant."
I do exactly what Trilby did.
I do exactly what Trilby did.
"Well, we're starting again. And why should I be the defendant?"
I do what I did before, again.
I do what I did before, again.
"Hmm...Well, how about this. Salt, you and Paddy must have a night of romance, and that will exclude Salt from jail time."
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"Yes we can, wanna know how?"
I look at Trilby.
"Anything to stop their weird sexual tension."
I look at Trilby.
"Anything to stop their weird sexual tension."
"Well Salt, if this punishment isn't enough, then it'll be time for the inescapable prison. Which will be guarded by Waffles."
I remember where I'm sitting, and bang my gavel on the thing.
"I dismiss this case with prejudice."
"I dismiss this case with prejudice."