Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I use my Gravity Gauntlets to try and slam a door in the guy's face.

 

[Connor Lonske]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP! is what Connor would be saying if he wasn't frozen.

 

[Captain Anon]

when Vanilla Ice's head pops up out I can't resist to pick a huge mallet and play whack A Vanilla Ice with it after a while I freeze up.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Get the fuck outta here Ice." The tulpas, being incorporeal and thus not affected by the cold, defrost the mall.

 

[Captain Anon]

when the Tulpas defrost the mall I continue to play whack A Vanilla Ice with Vanilla Ice's head still popping up

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"For once, I'm thankful Paddy is taking fucking ages to do... whatever the fuck he's been doing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah that's right, you all owe me big time."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Tox's narrator please I'm trying to masturbate.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm a thought form, I can't be affected by the physical world."

 

[Connor Lonske]

I put on headphones and listen to <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1OYn_xGzM>this off of a friends recommendation and ignore you until shit happens.

connor's narrator is OUT

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Because they're assholes, fuck you. Wait how can I even hear you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

THAT'S IT FOLKS, SHOW'S OVER, GO HOME.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stare at the video.
"Wait, wait, wait, this isn't over yet. I mean, it'll take us months to defrost the mall. Maybe it'll be a good reflection time."

 

[Knife-28]

"Early 90's rapper or no, you'd think that the Mall's climate control would have kicked in by now." Knife says.

 

[Captain Anon]

"the reason why I'm not frozen is because Paddy's tulpas are defrosting the mall, now if you don't mind I have a game of Whack a Vanilla Ice to continue"

 

[RaNDM G]

Uh... Yeah, slight mix up with the volume one ending folks. Give us a sec.

The Mall's climate control kicks in, bringing the temperature up to a cool and comfortable 41 degrees Celsius.

The ice cold high five thaws, the frost quickly melts, cracks and shatters.

"Fuck, that was cold."

I promptly whack Anon upside the head.

 

[Knife-28]

"There we go." Knife says, before shedding his jumper.

 

[Captain Anon]

I grab my head in somewhat pain "owwww what was that for?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If I could feel this heat I would be dying you son of a *****! 41 c is too high!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"In what universe is 41°C cool!?"
...
"Don't say a word, Knife."