Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Looks Roman to me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Who gives a shit?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"History is very important Trilby."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Considering we may be dealing with two different pantheons, I do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't care."
I go inside the temple of ambiguous cultural origins.

 

[RaNDM G]

"The dimensions and overall aesthetic feel similar to the Madeleine though."

I say, following Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're on an alien planet. Why are you assuming it's from an Earth culture?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Going by the medieval architecture and highland setting, not to mention the dragons, we're definitely in a generic fantasy world."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That doesn't mean it follows an Earth culture."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw sticky bombs all over the car, and drive it over to the others.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, culture isn't one of those things defined by what planet you're on."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I rig more Jerry cans and incendiary packs around the temple.
"Do we have any objections to this marriage?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Considering the chronological and physical context, though, I think it's a safe bet we're not dealing with Ancient Greeks or the Holy Roman Empire."
I turn to Zombie.
"Always assume that I object strongly to any marriages."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Perfect."
I remotely detonate the explosives simultaneously. From inside the temple. Where the explosives are located.

 

[RaNDM G]

The temple collapses on top of you, and everyone dies.

Well... That's it then.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn on the burning remains of the temple.
"Well shit in my pants, it actually worked! Let's go and get a pizza."

 

[RaNDM G]

But are we really alive? We're just metaphysical voices really.

 

[RaNDM G]

Do we exist? Or are we characters pantomimed on an empty forum?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to Zombie.
"Fucking hell."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"It is like Hell isn't it? Lots of fire and brimstone. Or just regular stone."