Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Woah Salt this ain't gonna work." I roll over into the middle, pushing Salt to the edge. "Also you complained about to wanting to share a bed with me."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I start a campfire outside using the conveniently placed camping store...

I use the fire to make more brownies

 

[Saltarius]

"Well I then realized I'm wearing thirty pounds of armor, so it's not like you can do anything. I thought we had a bromance going on Paddy."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I leave the brownies on a table outside between our two RV's
With a folded note saying "I think the Acids fine this time"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We do, but I have a condition. Also you were reluctant about the whole bromance thing earlier."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane wakes up, "Hey everyone!~"
She hugs Salt and Paddy at once.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good morning. Do we get mornings here? What's for breakfast?" I pour some milk into a box of Golden Nuggets and proceed to eat the whole thing.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey Diane. What is your condition? And that was because we needed the Broforce then."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane cocks her head, "What do you mean?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't wanna talk about it." ((My posts may start to become incoherent. I have eaten way too much fudge.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Nah not you. Paddy, you. With the face."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The fire begins to consume the camping store

Anyone who walks out smells brownies

 

[Wackymon]

"Well, I can fufil the condition if you want!~"
She hugs Paddy, and gets to work baking.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The Camping Store has turned into an inferno

People inside the van can smell Brownies

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You are the nicest person I've met in the mall." I work on some thumb nails for the official Mall Fight comic.

((Seriously, I don't think it's safe to eat this much fudge.))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The fire is beginning to spread to a fireworks store beside the camping store

Everyone can smell brownies

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, let me write that plot for you man." I join in on the comic creation. But I can't fucking draw so I need to write man.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane pulls two dozen muffins out of the oven, "Who wants some!"
She eats six muffins in one bite.

Doctor Com pulls out a fire hose, and puts out the fire.
he begins to repair the building.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The Firehose is on fire and the fireworks store reignites, it turns out doctor corn used gasoline to try to put the fire out
Brownies begin to cloud everyones minds

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck it, I'll take one." I remove the suit's helmet as I eat.

"So...how does that like...work? You eat it as if it's nothing. Like no weight gain or fullness or anything."