Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: I'm pretty sure I'm a guy now, since we broke the staff
"-Nah, we're all right. Fire is our friend-"
"Cybermen you say? Can't salt just EMP them or something?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: im trolling... troll-ing, funny word
"No, probably not right, too easy, maybe?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nope. Or at least, I doubt it. It just wouldn't make sense."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"exaclty, too easy, it might work though"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I put on a pair of sunglasses
"Then maybe we should fight them in...cyber-space..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nope. Definitely will NOT work. No matter how good the EMP is. Also, you need to put on the sunglasses before the pun, but after the lead up."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"yeah probably they have an organic nervous system and brain so..."
"fight them conventionally?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stare at zombie.
"...."
"-GODDAMMIT!-"
"Shut up Scrubs"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"why don't we shoot them, and blow them up, and kill them with knives?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. It's actually hard to shoot them, considering we don't have guns. Plus, they're metal. Metal Vs metal isn't great."
[OOC: By the way, where did you get the plasma rifle?]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I don't want to get in an argument about this one so here goes, I took it off of an astronaut last night after a dalek killed him and the battle begun, salt saw me do it, I don't know if anyone else remembers it but I consistently refereced it over time to build up a record. Let me know if you find a problem and ask salt if you need to I'd rather not get into an argument this time.

"bombs though, explosives might help"

OOC: explosives were unlocked a while ago

 

[Saltarius]

The horde of silvery mechanical men make their way to the center of the mall, the leader, with a black head, presumably the Cyber Leader, steps forward.

"You will be assimilated. You shall become like us. Do not resist being upgraded."

"Guys! We need to pull a Doomsday on this guys and get the Cybermen on our side!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw five sticks of dynamite at the cyberman, then my blender.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't worry Salt I got this." I cover the Cyber army with gold dust. There is no effect. "It's the bastards from the reboot. We're fucked!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"how?"

(/strikethrough) I throw some lit pipebombs at them
"SCATTER!!!"
I throw knife and diane in my RV and drive off to the radio station (/strikethrough)

 

[Saltarius]

The Cybermen open fire and one makes it's way to Ryan. clutching him by the neck. It beats one arm over it's chest and teleports presumably to the Cybership.

Five minutes later, a Cyberman with Ryan's voice and the one from earlier return to the ship and begin to assault the fighters.

"Do not resist. We merely wish to upgrade you, as we have your comrade."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I resist, violently

my stim pack activates to max giving me an adrenal rush from hell as I try to get away

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Scrubs! Fetch the dynamite puppies!"
"-why in gods name do you have dynamite puppies?-"
"I DON'T KNOW ALRIGHT"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"RYAN! I'M THE EXPLODY GUY, ALRIGT? U NO USE EXPLOSIVES"
I kick cyber-ryan in the face, then throw a dynamite puppy at him

 

[Paddy the Second]

"hahahahahahahahahaha. Upgrade? I play this shit old school." I light up some ganja, real chill y'all, and draw Peake. "Observe." Five cybermen fall to pieces after a blur of movement.