Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I make myself a pear smoothie, and drink it.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"they aren't its protectors, theyre its domineers."
"you should ask where your money's coming from before you take it."

 

[Wackymon]

Meanwhile, at Fourth Wall Inc.
"Hey, can you leave Diane alive? I'd rather have her to play as."
I continue playing her in mall fight.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take a step closer to the owl assassain.
"Zo tell me, meester owlz...where exzactly do you come fromz?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not an idiot. You wouldn't let an immortal like me out so easily. Still, I'll tell you. Your business lies with..."

"If he says it..."

"Fourth Wall Incorporated. Headed by none other than Saltarius. Of the Fourth Dimension of course."

Fourth Wall Salt pulls out his trademark flintlock pistols and shoots the member of the Court dead.

"Cobb, you son of a *****."

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: am I the only one who doesnt know wat the hell is going on here?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I knew I was right to be suspicious of Diane
"so it's salt then, I'm geting the cutters"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I jump.
"Okay, where the hell did that come from?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yes Ryan, but you're a new rookie. We're veterans. Of this mall at least. They should have been watching us, and therefore take us seriously. Wait, anyway, relevance. How do we know it's this Salt? Each of us has a double. Like, mines a savage. Salts double could be leading this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well that was fun." I refreeze Cobb and set him next to the other frozen owl. I pull out my baseball bat and reduce them both to a shimmering powder.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk into the crack...

I walk back out with a set of arcane looking concrete cuters and blowtorches...

"... I've seen more than you could imagine"

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, I know what you're all thinking, but I had nothing to do with this. I swear."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Who should have been watching you, pray tell?" I ask zombie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I know Salt. Ooh, what do you think that version of me's like?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look at paddy.
"Probably completly clean, never took drugs in his life. also, he cant do magic, and always plays as a rouge."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"really then, what's going on then?"

starts cutting into the wall of the kitchen

 

[Wackymon]

Meanwhile, at Fourth Wall Inc...
I shoot ryan, "Get out."
He dies.

 

[Saltarius]

'Like you but less of an asshole."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hold on, if Bizarro me is a savage, then what could the other clone of me be like?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: Meanwhile at fourth wall, ryan isn't there right now...

"anyone wanna help"