Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Diane. So glad you could join us."

I swivel the crimson-soaked chair away from her.

"I welcome you, to my new operation. The Midnight Crew we call ourselves. I, am it's forerunner, going by the name of Spades Slick. Paddy here is my right-hand man Diamonds Droog. And Zombie is my muscle, Hearts Boxcars. As we speak, people are getting word of the men who lynched the most powerful mob boss on this hellhole."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well Diane, we're going to establish a gang presence here on Gashog 2. And we don't know who the important people are. Also how have the police not noticed the gunfire yet?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane pauses for a moment.
"Really? Why would you do that? Can we still respawn?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Do you not understand Paddy? This place is like Omega, there is no law enforcement! Only the people can stop us. I say we make an immediate entrance. Screw the politicans and other authority figures. Time to out and out lynch."

I grab a stray tommy gun and fedora off the floor.

"Time to establish my, I mean our, names."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's something to do. And I presume so."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shrugged, and put on a fedora of her own, and pulled out a homemade shotgun.
"May I join?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Before I leave, I grab a bow and hell of a lot of arrows. I walk out into the space station. "Great. Another giant space ship to get lost in. Fucking brilliant." I look around. It would appear Pad and Salt were here. I say over our comms, "Hey guys, mind telling me where you are? I kind of just woke up." I kick a previously asleep gangster, who just attacked me. "I'm on the phone asshole!" Now he's stabbed. "Sorry guys. Where are you?"
[OOC: Also Ran, don't worry, I know about that VOID is actually LEECH. It just sounds cooler as VOID.]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah why not?" I rest my repeater on my shoulder and look down at the address book. "Let's go ice some fuckers."

 

[Saltarius]

"Welcome to the club, Clubs."

I kick the door out of the building open and fire four shots in the air, symbolic of our motif, the card suits.

"We are the Midnight Crew. And this station, is ours.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A truck runs us all over. ((Back later.))

 

[Saltarius]

I attempt to get up, finding just about everything is broken.

"You! Yeah you! Get us to..*cough* fuckin' hospital. You got one of those on this rock, right? Hey! Stop walking away![small] asshole...[/small]"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look at my friends walk out a coffee shop, and get run over by a truck. "I hate you all, so fucking much." [FACEPALM COMBO X2] I run and buy some healing powder from a nearby vendor. I then chuck it over my friends. It turns out the healing powder is itching powder.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane walks around the shop, knocking everyone out with her frying pan, before finding a box of arrows and sword shaped like her.
She re-enters the mall, and just sits there.

 

[Saltarius]

"ZOMBIE! GET ME TO A HOSPITAL MAN! CHRIST IT BURNS AND IT ITCHES FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sorry, But that's karma for butchering everyone inside a fucking coffee shop! Anyway, hospital. Right. Hold that thought." I step in front of an oncoming van. I open the drivers door, and repaint the insides, using Ravens Razor. The driver is no longer in the van. He...hated the paint job. I pick up my friends one at a time and load them into the back. "Alright, lets go!" I drive us around, before realizing I have no fucking clue where the hospital is.

 

[Saltarius]

"That coffee shop, for your information, was the HQ of the biggest gang operation on this rock. That place looks like a good back alley doctor. Stop there."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane sits in the back ally hospital, healing the locals, ridding them of sickness, and causing them all to love her.

 

[Saltarius]

'HEY! DIANE. HELP A BROTHER OUT.[small] I think my everything is broken...now I know how Xot feels...[/small]"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. Well, still. I bet they served nice coffee. Anyway, lets go!" I swerve into the alley, and walk inside. "My friends need a doctor!" I've stumbled in on a gambling game. "Sorry, wrong door." I walk into the correct door, and say exactly the same. A doctor walks out and looks in the back of the van.
"HaVe YoU tRiEd HeAlInG pOwDeR yEt?"
"Well I did but I must have done it wrong-"
He pours a bucket of itching powder over Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU ALIEN ************! CHRIST IT HURTS, IT HURTS SO BAD. WHY ME, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?"