Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan walks over to Diane... "Diane, touch my hand"

Ryan raises his gauntlet to eye level for Diane

X keeps following Silver

 

[RaNDM G]

OoC: RaNDM G johns one, right?

Array is fine.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I do a complex gang handshake with Sigma.

 

[RaNDM G]

"You guys are idiots."

 

[Silver Shadow]

"Huh? so ill take that as a yes, i finaly get to add to my colection ;3"I smiled and folowed them

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X "yes yes they are"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It really took you this long to work that out?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane nods, "Yep. Yep, we all are idiots."

 

[Silver Shadow]

I spin around and slice at X

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan "...Diane?"

X dodges and slices through silvers forehead

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sister, let me tell you a story. It may explain things...
I was walkin through the city streets
and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy
drink
Run faster. Jump Higher.
Man, Im not gonna let you poison me.

I threw it on the ground!
You must think Im a joke!
I aint gonna be part of this system!
Man, pump that garbage in another mans veins!

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
and the dude says, you come here all the time! Heres
one for free.
I said, Man, what I look like, a charity case?

I took it, and threw it on the ground!
I dont need your handouts!
Im an adult!
Please, you cant buy me hot dog man!

At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cellphone, says its my dad.
Man, this aint my dad. This is a cellphone!

I threw it on the ground!
What you think Im stupid?
Im not a part of this system!
My dads not a phone! Duh!

Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this, eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome to the real world, jackass!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that. And even this.
Im an adult!

Two Hollywood phonys trying to give me their autograph.
Ground! Nobody wants your autograph! Phonys!

Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser.
And they tased me in the butt hole.
I fell to the ground.
The phonys didnt let up.
Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.
I was screaming and squirming
My butt hole was on fire!

The moral of this story is: you cant trust the system!

Man!"

 

[Silver Shadow]

I dodge the slice and slice through X's forehead

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I cannot tell you how much I agree with that statement."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: really...

the wound goes through, but shes still standing, do you pull out?

 

[Silver Shadow]

i quickly leave the sword in and grab out X's eyes and then twist the sword out and run

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot is not gonna believe when we run all the gangs in this shithole gas station. We already own 3/4ths of the place. Sis, if you want, you can join us for the last one. Bastards won't see a goddamn chainsaw massacre coming."

OOC: I totally call Puzzle Fetch Modus. RE4 style.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who even are these next assholes anyway?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I high five Salt, Paddy and Ryan, and hand sister a smoothie.

 

[Saltarius]

"From what the map I downloaded says, these assholes call themselves the 'Daybreak Consortium.' They were formed in the last hour or so and seem to be doing community service and shit. Fuckin' hippies. It'll be easy. Last chance Sister, wanna join in on the bloodshed?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The eyes begin to combust and the sword begins to rust

X starts to laugh