Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks out of a wall beside Corn "What's up Doc?" and then chews on a carrot

 

[Wackymon]

Three omniponent cats drag X out of the mall, and throw him at Trilby.
"TRILBY, KEEP THIS GUY IN CHECK!"

OoC: @Salt, should I let him in the mall.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide to shirk my responsibilities, because shirk is fun to say.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X yells at the speaker "did you consider actually checking to see if any damage was done?"
"I will crack it if you keep this shit up, though"

OOC: shirk is fun to say

 

[Wackymon]

"We might give you plenty of hot chicks to... 'play' with."
The cats look at X, looming over her like the empire state looms over regular people.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Ignore. Wrong Thread.

 

[Wackymon]

And thus, Trilby stumbles.
Now we wait for me...

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, we've got plenty of women like...shit. All there is is Sister and she's weirded out by normal activities all of us do. Well, normal by Mall standards."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Diane too, somewhere."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah but she's...Diane."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X pushes her tits together at trilby

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at X's tits.
"Ten out of ten."

 

[RaNDM G]

This is Trilby's face.

Don't deny it Trilby.

 

[Wackymon]

The Giant green omnipotent cats facepalm.
Everyone see's a Giant green cat facepalm.

 

[Saltarius]

"But that's Ryan. As a girl. Do the math."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X "and..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think everyone in the mall should ignore basic human sexuality."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Paddy. "That's basically what I always do."

 

[Saltarius]

"We can't. It's a good thing the only things with X-chromosomes here are either dead or axe crazy."

 

[Wackymon]

[OoC: @Saltarius, should I allow Ryan and X into the mall?]