Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Oh good, now I have an excuse to kill you."

I raise my own blade to parry, sparkles strangely appearing. I kicked her knives out of her hands and executed her, Highlander-style.

"If you all need me, I'll be managing my crime empire."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane stops, and runs.
"NO! YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING! YOU SIMPLY SHOVED ANOTHER ME IN ME!"
Hello there...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Diane has another memory enter her head... the last week of Ryan... you remember him doing none of the things he does in it, they have nothing to do with the mall or gashog... You see him bartering his soul, you see him being tortured by demons, and finally him screaming in pain praying for his soul the minute before he used the gauntlet on Diane... she hears "he never wanted this... you are both you... you are complete now, RUN!!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start vomiting on the pixies.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane stops.
"Want me to tell you what you did... you released a monster... a cracked me, memories of a SHATTERED ME! Someone who feels nothing... and she will destroy and destroy... you have done nothing... You did not make me complete, you simply made me two. You simply shoved two people in one head... Why?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The pixies combust

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby man, you look like shit. Please, come with me. I'mma make you an offer you just can't refuse."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I... have fire vomit." I say, shocked.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

diane hears in her head "the memories were intended to blend perfectly... however I lied to him."

X walks up to Trilby and trys to convince him not to accept Salt's offer

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I ignore X and Salt because of my amazing fire-vomit powers.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X grabs Trilbys ass

 

[Wackymon]

"And they did... but my mind... it knows what is true and what is fake..."

OoC: Honestly, what the hell! You honestly should have asked before you did any of that! @Salt, did you plan this!? Did you allow this? What is he doing?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I vomit in Salt's face and scream "BOW TO THE DRAGON!"

 

[Saltarius]

I clean off the vomit from my helmet.

"I am surrounded by idiots. No no, mentally incapable individuals. No, people who do not have any judgement determinators aside from instinct. That's it."

I head into my MC van and head back to Bizarro's territory.

OOC: I honestly have no idea. I'm not sure whether or not to pull the plug.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Diane can hear in her head "Neither is fake... three souls, two mind's... one body... He never expected the lie, he fell for it completely"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shake my head, now not tripping.
"Welp... time to enact my vengeance."
I walk off to do some vengeance.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X dissapears from Trilbys vision as the alcohol wears off

 

[Wackymon]

OoC: Bassically, he's making his mall fighter a servent of Cthulu, for some reason, and is having Cthulu mind-rape Diane by merging the pre-reset Diane with the post-reset Diane.
And he said that he had your permission to do this.
Liar.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: PM him, he gave me free reign to do this, did you consider he ignores the bullshit in this RP before you declare shenanigans?

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Oh christ guys, please don't start this. Ryan, to be honest, I didn't understand what the hell you PM'd me in the first place. If this goes poorly, then I'll lynch the sub-plot. If you can find a legitimate way to make this work, I'll let it pass.