Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Alright, new plan: get to the top of the mall and interrogate this Sam G."

I swing my grappling hook as far as the second floor and, using another pillar for support, begin to climb.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pull out my machetes as soon as the bang is heard. "Get ready for some real bullshit." I say.
Oh come on Sal! Stay and help us fight if we need to!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Does the G-Man have a policy about limbless madmen who ramble about death machines?"

I continue to climb and urge my fellow G-Team members to follow suit.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I've fucking had it Eric!" I lift the torso and slam it into a wall. "There is no FUCKING ROBOT! You are a limbless, delusional fuck-tard right now! So either help us, or shut it!"
I drop him and begin climbing and soon catch up with the others.

 

[MinimanZombie]

When I get to the soapy top, I pull my machetes back out and stand by Tox.

 

[Saltarius]

Grappling up, I see that the mall actually has way more floors than I initially anticipated. "Who's up to take an elevator?" I ask, stopping at the fourth floor.

 

[RaNDM G]

Sam climbs down from the Highest Point of the Mall and walks back to the front. It looks like the Mall may have hit something.

"What the Hell?"

A mass of black vines springs out from the entrance of the Mall. One vine whips around her waist and pulls her in. Her own shried are drowned out by the terrifying screams of the eldritch abomination. The vines withdraw back into the void of space.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Oh fuck. I dive off into rather deep fountain, issuing others to follow, and chase after the shriek.

 

[Saltarius]

I drop back down to the van's wreckage and remove the rocket boosters, attaching them to the feet of the suit of armor I'm wearing and connect them to my gauntlets for power. I activate them, flying up to the HPOTM and crashing into the ceiling before landing before Toz and Zombie.

"What'd I miss?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I follow Zombie, with Pimpbastard readied but not electrified.

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit."

I rocket down to where the shriek was heard and immediately rush towards Zombie, getting in front, Blade of Saltarius at the ready.

 

[MinimanZombie]

We eventually reach what I guess used to be the entrance and see...see... "What. The. Fuck. Is that monstrosity."

 

[Saltarius]

"I say we sacrifice this limbless ************ to god-knows-what is raping Sam. I can't stand his delusional bullshit."

 

[RaNDM G]

The group reaches the starting point of the Mall. The monster has already fled, leaving no trace of its existence behind.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I second Salt's idea."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Did anyone else see that? Because I did. Then again I was the first to get here but...." Yet I already know I'm the only one who will be haunted by the sight.

 

[Saltarius]

"What the hell?"

I inspect the area, seeing no evidence of any sort of attack. Boosting about the upper floors, I again find nothing.

"Something is very wrong here."

 

[Saltarius]

"This fucking close to sacrificing Eric next time Big Tentacley and Rapey rolls around."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I try to push the beast out of my mind. "It doesn't matter. For some reason the entrance is gone. So that pushes us back a bit."

 

[RaNDM G]

The man in the security room pulls himself up from the floor and crashes down in his chair. The side of his head is bleeding, cut after banging his head against a shelf. He turns on the PA.

"Everyone okay down there? What happened?"