Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"What? nooooo..."
I ntoice the bottle in my hand. The snowman is on the opposite side of the room.
I narrow my eyes.
And look back at the bottle. It's empty.
"Well that doesn't mean I drunk any"
I wipe my mouth with a napkin.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Touche. Oh, I know! That one time you tried to get me to eat a bucket of slugs, in an attempt to cure my headaches, which I still fucking have. Plus, I guess not. Weird shit has always been in my life, blah blah blah bluh."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I didn't tell you to eat slugs, ever. I removed something from your ear. Which should have fixed the headache."

 

[Sigma Castell]

2Anyway, why is it so hard to believe? I've been to Sigil. At least, I think I have. That may have been scrubs drugging my smoothie."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well it didn't. Also, that time, when you put acid in our cake, and we all had a bad trip. Then you tried to pass it off as a dream."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue drinking strange green liquor until I pass out on top of Zombie and Paddys table.
OOC: night guys

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I never said there wasn't acid in the cake." (('Night Sig.))

 

[MinimanZombie]

".....Well....What about that time....I know! What about the time that...Fuck you." I slam my head on the table.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Truth is stranger than fiction. Or was it the other way round? But what's even stranger is when they merge."

 

[Knife-28]

Meanwhile, I do my best to rebuild the portal device.

 

[Knife-28]

"Don't worry man, I got this." I say, powering on the now fixed machine. It sparks a few times, then explodes, though as the dust clears I see that it has still made a portal. "What I say, nothing to it."
I then step though the portal, and emerge in a dimly lit room. "Hello, anyone there?" I call out, and, receaving no answer, I push on deeper into the building. Rounding a corner, I see the silhouette of a figure with great crow-like wings, and a sword sticking throught their chest. "Uh, are you alright."

Efink, confused to find a new portal standing in the lobby of The Mall, steps though it just in time to hear my screams die down. He rushes to find me, only to find my body laying on the ground, and hunched over it, he see's something that shocks him to his core, he sees...

Spoiler: this...

"Oh shit."

 

[RaNDM G]

ANOMALY DETECTED! CONTAINMENT IN PROGRESS!

Steel doors slam around the plaza. The portal to Alternia is sealed off.

[HEADING=2]

STRIFE?

[/HEADING]


DAVESPRITE?: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FIGHTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Knife-28]

"Will you take a check?" I call to Eric, dodging a swipe from a pair of bird-like claws.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I crawl out of one of the vents. I hold Ravens razor in my hand, and I leap out the vent, onto Davesprites back. I try to cut off his wing, and then plunge my sword into him.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stub out a joint in Davesprite's eye and kick him in the balls with a knife boot before jumping back to avoid retaliation.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slam my blender into his face and run back to the others.
"WHO THE BALLS IS DAVESPRITE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, when Dave got his kernel sprite, he threw a crow in there. Then, one of the other Dave's from a different place in time, combined himself with crowsprite. Making Davesprite."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Balls. God damn double posts. [sub]"Neh, I'm the Escapist, and I'm going to be a fucking asshole to you today Zombie. Bluh bluh, huge *****."[/sub] Kidding of course.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X dashes out of nowhere and power attacks davesprite with her vibrosword

 

[Sigma Castell]

I trip x