"What?! Salt is a blubbering wreck, you were like, "Nyahnyah, Oh look, Zomb got hurt and kidnapped! Bluh bluh bluh!" And Sigma...You're cool actually."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Yes, because we're the G-Team, remember? And I rescued you, even though something was trying to stop us. What is your problem?" A small black dot appears on the far end of the road. "Six minutes."
"Probably the fact that I've got Rav- I imagine it's because everyone is getting on my case."
"I already told you. Either we leave or you enter that car and come out a corpse. The universe will allow literally no other outcome. It's beyond your control. Four minutes. Leave the sword here and we'll go back to the mall."
"I'm not taking any risks. Three minutes. Just put it on the floor. The sands will claim it."
"There is no risk. The sword will return anyway, so what's the point! Just take us back, or I slice that car in half, and fuck things up."
"You cannot 'fuck things up' there is literally no way, whatever you do that you can stop that car." It's much closer now. I look nervous. "Two minutes. It won't come back, just leave it."
I hold onto Raven. Sigma doesn't grab it.
"Just take us out of here, or so god help me, I'm going to fucking wreck this shit."
"Just take us out of here, or so god help me, I'm going to fucking wreck this shit."
I take out a pair of binoculars.
"Man thats a nice car. do you think i could borrow it paddy?"
"Man thats a nice car. do you think i could borrow it paddy?"
"You can't. It's a universal constant. Now leave the sword, or you leave the world. There's no stopping them, how many times do I have to say that? There's one minute until the unstoppable happens. Do you want another collapse of the fourth wall?"
"I'm not leaving the sword. I can control it, and you know it. Plus, I saved us from a collapse once. I can do it again."