Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

Suddenly, a strange voice fills the manshoin, speaking of an epic battle now lost to the sands of time. In many ways, It mirrors what is happening at this very instant, the echoes of the past revebarating into the present.
the voice begins to sing...

 

[MinimanZombie]

I clash the claws away, and stab at his gut with my left sword.
"Like wise, you selfish ****. Got to be honest, I've always thought you were pathetic. You wanted to be top dog, named yourself Spades slick, called yourself the leader. But in truth? You're a weak little prick, with no sense of honor. I'll enjoy clawing your face off your cold, rotting corpse. Maybe I'll keep it on my mantle piece."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh guys? now might not be the best time to fight..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X fires a flare at the ceiling

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sig, shoosh. It's always time for a fight." I say, punching Sigma with my spiked knuckles.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Hey trilby"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's a good thing neither of you care about Vriska. I'll have to pop back to Homestuck for our wedding soon. Also this entire universe is gonna collapse in the foreseeable future. Not that you give a damn. And keep the fight down, I can hardly hear Randy Newman's awesome theme music for Monk."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ah-hem! I just said, me and Vriska were thinking about a future together!" I shout at Paddy.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It seems Vriskas played you all, guys."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'd expect nothing less of her!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Of course she did. She's fucking Vriska. At least I'm cool with all the trolls."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"In fact, I geuss you could say shes.."
I put on shades.
"...trolled you"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fu-That was actually really good." I slice Raven down towards Salts skull.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch Sig in the face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sig I love you. Well I love your puns. Keep up the good work."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I reel with the punch, dodging it matrix style. I then teleport myself and Trilby to the desert, where we are facing each other across a dusty plain. We are dressed as cowboys.

 

[Sigma Castell]

My hands twitch around my revolver.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull out my crossbow and shoot Sigma in the face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I clap slowly. "Real classy guys. All of you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I catch the bolt between myteeth, and shoot Trilby in the face with mah revolver. Then I ride off itno the sunset, after shooting some ugly guy down from a tree.