While Efink and Raritysprite argue, I alchemize some stuff.
Tanto && Australian Flag = That's Not A Knife!
Tanto || Australian Flag = This Is A Knife!
Music Gun && Rainbow Dash Figurine = 20% Louder
Grenade && Pinkie Pie Figurine = Party Popper
I look down at the Party Popper, and decide to test it by throwing it at a nearby bust of a skull headed dude with pool ball eyes. The hot pink explosive blows up with a blast of confetti and streamers, and some of the grayish fog previously trapped inside spills out onto the ground, turning what's left of the bust transparent.
After making a few more Party Poppers, I work on some accessories to my outfit.
Wrist Watch && Computer = Watch It!
Watch It! && Three Diamonds Suited = Diamonds Are Forever
I slip into my new suit (Which is identical to my old one except for the computer built into it) and brings up a holographic screen with Pesterchum open.
xeroxBlade[XB] began pestering ????[PP]
XB: Hey
XB: If you need someone to game with, I think X is looking for a server and or client player.
XB: Also, if you get in the game, I have some bitching explosives for you.
I deactivate the computer for the moment, and, armed with my new weapons, decide to wander around the LOBAE for a while.
CT: It's not about the innocents there.
CT: It's what he'll do when he reaches GT.
CT: Do you really think he'll use it for it's intended purpose?
CT: Or will he grow vain and foolhardy, using it to further his meritocracy?
CT: Do you agree with that ideal?
CT: The strong live while the weak die?
CT: I've already got two strong to my cause.
CT: Choose wisely Paddy the Second.
PP:Oooh! Explosives!
PP: Oh, and I'm your server player....
PP: And I don't trust her.
PP: Sorry about the toilet... I sorta.... blew it up.... and sent it into space...
PG: Are you forgetting the rules?
PG: If he does do that his death will be just.
PG: And he'll stay dead.
PG: Problem solved.
PG: And I'm not gonna take sides just yet.
PG: Maybe I won't at all.
PG: I'm an anarchist after all.
PG: Gotta protect my own interests so that I may benefit everyone else.
[PG]psychoGeographer answered [PP]
PG: Sorry, I'm already Grim's server player.
PG: I think he could be yours though.
"Hey asshole!" "What the fuck do you want you non-glowy bastard?" "You're Diane's server player now" "Oh, cool." I throw a laptop at his face and he sets out all the necessary items around Diane.
Diane get to work blah blah blah kernalsprite blah blah blah protyping blah blah blah potato.
Diane now has a Kernalsprite: Pinkiesprite!
Diane looks at her pinkiesprite, it mirroring her moves. "Nice."
The pinkiesprite looks like a cat, but pinkiepie.
"Darwinism has run the planet since it's fruition. The strong survive and pass on their genees, while the weak and stupid die off. It all makes sense. There must be some semblance of order in things."
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