Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I hoped you were thinking."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I wasn't. I rarely do. Which is what my excuse will be if your lovely wife robosplodes and kills us all."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: he thought he was thinking when he thought about him thinking that that he was thinking that he was thinking

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor T. Lonske: Give up search for Tox and Waffles for now.

You-ok this is stupid I teleport into the Dominos inside the food coart and think. Man, if I were my best friends in a alternate timeline, where the hell would I be? Hmmmm. Oh yeah, Anon's messaging me.

"Yello"

"stop what you're doing, you need to teleport to the alpha timeline. now."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE I GOD DAMN SAY SO. now fucking go."

"OK then cool guy." I hang up.

Hm, I still need to be on this timeline. Maybe if i use a non pardox looping time travel/teleport device, I'll be able to stay here and go there. Perfect plan. Now to calibrate.

...this thing makes a shit ton of noise.

 

[Saltarius]

"The hell?"

I enter the domino's, seeing a vaguely familiar figure.

"What the hell are you doing?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh hel-"

A pardox of the timeline causes the entire Domino's to teleport else where, leaving a clone of myself and Salt along with the Domino's inside the mall it belongs in.

I continue like I was never interrupted.

"-lo. Um, is this the only pizza place here? Don't they have any real pizzerias in this mall?" I pretend to be a random Mall patron.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to the noise. "What the fuck? Some people are probably trying to sleep!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't...know?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash an ocean liner through the roof of the Dominoes, barely missing Connor. I stumble out as it explodes, and hand Connor and Salt smoothies.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Oh hey Salt. Do we have a new plot sorted yet?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan finally walks out of his room and mutters

"Atleast it's stopped"

he looks around for a minute, heads back into his room, and begins making a copy of the key set that zombie stole from him.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I steal all the pizaa, and fall asleep due to pizza overdose.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"This is so sudden." I sip the smoothie. "Ooooo. What kind of smoothie is this?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

After Ryan finishes making his new keys he walks out of the fort, heads to the foodcourt, is about to enter the control room and sees the ocean liner, facepalms and walks towards the dominos

"The fuck happened this time?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma happened, obviously."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"who's the new guy then?"

Several glowing neon green veins going up his cheeks were noticable now

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait. Kanaya had the matriorb. She's dead."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"What you say salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The martiorb. It's like an egg for a virgin mother grub. It's complicated."

I walk over to Sister.

"So yea. False alarm on the whole 'killing my wife' thing."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"This is why I prefer the future..."
He walks over to where the control room was, kicks open the door, sees an empty room, gets extremely pissed, walks back to the radio station, and begins to trash and rebuild buildings around it, connecting them to the radio station and building a set of wall's in the hallway to connect the buildings on each side of the hallway, when I'm done I begin stocking it.

When I'm done stocking it, I remember that I put a backdoor program to the control room in the radio stations computers... and proceed to do an epic facepalm.