Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Silver Shadow]

i sneak up on zombie and pefrom a ...
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with my new found keys

 

[MinimanZombie]

I turn around at the last second and kick Silver's knee, breaking it.
"Dude. Give it up." I cut off his arm.
"I'm afraid you're not gonna beat me." I grab him by the throat.
"So, good, night." I fire Honor blast out of my eyes, disintegrating Silver. I walk off, laughing.

 

[Silver Shadow]

i, the resilient bastard that i am. respawn and call in the ragnarox titan-class spaceship the length of earth

Spoiler: this ************

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[Silver Shadow]

I then walkover to zombie holding a phone "ill blow up this whol place if you dont give me a twinky!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Huh...kay." I walk off, and look around the shops for a while, before snapping and looting and robbing each one of them. I chuck a twinky in Silvers direction, before continuing.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the fuck just happened?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm going to assume that this is all some sort of shared hallucination." I say to Trilby, before returning Paddy's jacket to him, and walking towards the nearest store to buy some clothes, a department which I am somewhat lacking in at the moment, what with me wearing only a pair of jeans.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Knife.
"Yeah. I've been operating on the theory that I'm currently on life-support after the car crash and this is my way of coping."
I pick up a wizard hat.
"Though, now I think about it, why would I use THIS as a way of coping? Anyway... I'm going to go try something."
I walk outside into a small park, grab a stick, set up alchemising equipment.

WIZARD HAT && STICK = SHITTY WAND.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. I'm not sure what limited resources there are at my disposal. Hell, I'm not even sure where Aradia is or whether we were ever married in this new reality."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Apparently I have a spaceship here. Who wants to go to space?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Aren't we already there?" I get bored and start throwing pies at nearby walls.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well obviously. But I meant even more into space! Or something. I don't know, I'm just happy that in the past of this universe I wasn't necking drugs which lead to the current me suffering from it." I vomit up a frog. "Or maybe not."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm guessing no, Salt. Isn't that basically what got us into this mess in the first place anyway?"
I start twirling the SHITTY WAND around my fingers.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, The mall IS the known universe. Like, the entire universe. And I'm in charge of it. Apparently."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hooray! Hurgblergargleugh. How many fucking frogs are inside this body already?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, the known universe. What about the unknown parts?"
I stop twirling the shitty wand and fire it at a frog. The frog is hit with the force of a small, piss-poor firecracker.

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno. FLUTHLU space I guess."

 

[Zepherus14]

"It's the space inside Silver's head." I joke, looking at Zombie wondering if I should smash his face in once for last time.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Now I really want to see it." I say.
Then I hit Zeph with some shitty magic or whatever for old times' sake.

 

[Zepherus14]

I pull out a mirror to bounce the shitty magic back at Trilby, because shitty magic can't do shit.