I drive the van at Knife and hit him at the right speed to not kill him, then open the passenger-side door.
"Get in."
"Get in."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Oh stop complaining. I didn't recognise you until after the impact. Maybe if you'd worn the sweater..." I say, driving back the way I came.
"Well, I guess the only person you can blame is the person or persons responsible for me doing this. Which would be Salt and Sister. Salt for being the leader of the Mall, somehow, and Sister for not running an effective rebellion." I say.
"By the way, there was no sofa-bed. It was a ruse to get people to join MY resistance."
I park the van.
"By the way, there was no sofa-bed. It was a ruse to get people to join MY resistance."
I park the van.
I walk around the city. Well this is pretty shit. Sister doesn't lead a giant resistance to bring down Salt like I thought. Instead, they're just a political party. Okay. That's it. I'll just burn the city do the ground. Yeah...anarchy. Then, if that doesn't work, maybe we could try a different monarchy. Involving me. I walk off to start my quest.
"Well, we do have a good healthcare plan. And I suppose I could get everyone a sofa-bed... Also, you know what the Mall is like. Some jackass is bound to blow shit up. So why not be that jackass?"
I dial up Zombie on my communicator. "Zomb' I'm in prison. I need you to steal my file from the police station for me."
I crash land a plane into Paddys cell, narrowly missing him.
I jump out, wearing a blaclava and shades.
"THIS IS A PRISON BREAK BITCHES"
I throw paddy on to the back of a bicycle and drive away.
I jump out, wearing a blaclava and shades.
"THIS IS A PRISON BREAK BITCHES"
I throw paddy on to the back of a bicycle and drive away.
"Well one, I can respawn, negating the need for health care, two, I can just buy a sofa-bed, and three I surprising have no aminosity towards Salt or Sister." I say, counting off on my fingers, "Sorry Trilby, no sell." I then get out of the van and walk away.
I listen to the message Paddy left me. Great. My first job. I climb onto the top of the station, and find the air duct. I climb down, and eventually find a room filled with shoe boxes and filing cabinets. I drop down, and look around. I find the letter P, under PERSONAL FILES and find Paddy's file. I pull it out, and have a read.
I stop reading the file better get out of here before I'm discovered. I sneak out of the building undetected, and go to the local park. I call Paddy.
"Got your stupid file. Meet me at the...park near the station I guess."
Name: Paddy the Second
Height: 5,9 ft.
Weight: 87 KG
Noticeable Features: Neon Green Hair, Blue eyes, Crystallized hands.
Notations: Paddy is a known magic user, and his hands make this clear. Or they did, but he started wearing gauntlets to prevent crystallization of his entire body. He usually carries two swords, and wears a strange pendant.
Crimes: He once received a ticket for exceeding the speed limit off the road.
Upbringing: His parents were Paddy the First and-
Height: 5,9 ft.
Weight: 87 KG
Noticeable Features: Neon Green Hair, Blue eyes, Crystallized hands.
Notations: Paddy is a known magic user, and his hands make this clear. Or they did, but he started wearing gauntlets to prevent crystallization of his entire body. He usually carries two swords, and wears a strange pendant.
Crimes: He once received a ticket for exceeding the speed limit off the road.
Upbringing: His parents were Paddy the First and-
"Got your stupid file. Meet me at the...park near the station I guess."
"Yes, indeed. I mean no offense by this, but I wasn't in sorts when I had called. Now, more onto business, tell me. Why did you start the War? What do you believe gave you the right, to become a terrorist, to take innocent lives in the name of your twisted beliefs? Do you know the graveyards filled by your hand alone? More importantly, do you know who you killed that caused me to come here? I'll tell you. Her name, was Aradia Megido."
"I wasn't rescuing him. I was getting something for him." I end the call. Why did Sigma call to tell me that? Damn it. I might recruit him. Maybe. I'm unsure if I'll recruit anyone. I start playing Happy wheels on my Holoputer.
I make a map that is impossible to complete, then upload it on happy wheels.
"Zombie! play my map!"
"Zombie! play my map!"
"Yeah...I uh...tota-WHOOPS INTERNET CRASHED TOUGH LUCK!" I shut down my holoputer, and walk around the park.
"I appreciate it Sig but I'd have been fine getting out on my own. Oh well. Take us to the park." I jump off the bike before Sig crashes it into a tree and take the file from Zombie. "Thank you kindly." I press some buttons on my communicator and transfer some cash to Zombie's account.
"Cheers. Now, I need to find some more work. Need money to other throw...nothing. Anyway, got any more jobs?"