Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Guys, seriously. Chill the fuck out."
The surrounding are turns into a councillors office. Salt, Zombie, Trilby, Paddy and Sister are all sitting opposite me across a desk.
"So, tell me when you four first started experiencing a, shall I say, lack of unit cohension?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't care if I die. As long as assholes like you don't come into power."

Despite my injured arms, I raise my revolver and fire into Tril's knee.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slap Salt.
"No fighting in the councilling office, please. Have a drink instead."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good."
I shoot Salt in the chest and head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Moth..."

I collapse to the ground, a pool of blood forming around me.

[small]"Sister. You do me a favor. You do not fucking die on me. Got that?"[/small]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hehehe...ha...ha..haha...HAHAHAHAHAH....HEHEHE..." I collapse to the ground laughing, in tears, as more explosions rein around the city.
"Do you know...how much shit I've put up with!? I saw, a fucking Eldritch abomination, and it stared into my soul...I had to watch my brother be killed...I saw the universe being reset. It fucking burned into my soul! And then, all the shit you FUCKING MORONS, DO! I can't fucking take it. An incompetent buffoon like you? In charge of a universe? No...I'm done. And so are all of you." I release my claw swords, and leap at the nearest one, Sigma.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I limp over to Salt and shoot him in the heart, then reload and look up at Sister.
"Okay, see you."
I climb back into the van and reverse.
"Sorry about your party members."

 

[Saltarius]

"[small]No...No.[/small]"

I slowly rise to my feet, one of my arms cluthcing my chest.

"No."


"NO!"

I raise my revolver and fire at Zomb, trying to protect Sigma. I hobble over and punch him in the face.

"This isn't justice. This isn't chaos. This is pathetic. Nobody, and I mean nobody fucks with my city."

Previously panicked citizens look on at the exchange. They can only watch at what will happen next.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dodge Zombie and bring up my blender.
"Zombie, calm the fuck down. Now."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I duck behind a pillar at the right time. The bullet manages to slice the lobe of my ear.
"Your aim's better...hehehe..." I spin around, grabbing a chair, and slamming it against Salts Skull. I grab his gun, and throw it against a wall. I stand over him, with Raven poised, ready to strike.
"Wanna meet my friend?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm sure he's a better friend than you ever were!"

I sweep my legs, knocking Zomb over. Once down, I begin to strike him with one fist.

"You want to know why she had to die? People like you."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I move my head, letting Salts fist hit the floor. I punch him in the throat, and throw him against a wall. I hold him against it, with Raven ready to attack.
"Hehe...Good, motherfucking night." I move the sword towards his neck, when suddenly, a napalm bomb goes off. Oh shit, it wasn't detonated, and it was close by. We're knocked backwards by the explosion, and the room is slowly beginning to catch fire.
"Perfect. I love tension."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Jesus christ, ENOUGH!"
I push Salt and Zombie apart, standing inbetween them.
"What happened to us, guys? We used to be a team. Us against the Multiverse. What the fuck happened?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hehehe...you're right Sigma. I agree. Lets all get back together." On cue, I release my claw swords into Sigmas side.

 

[Saltarius]

"He happened. I never wanted any of this. I wanted us to be a team. But he got greedy. Now, Aradia's dead and my friends have turned on me. All I have left is this city, and I'm not losing it to him."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drive off through the city to a police station, and collapse out of the van, still in my SWAT helmet, then drag myself into the station.
"S- Salt. He's g- gone insane. He... he called my unit to his meeting with Sister. He tried to make us kill the party members. Then he killed the team all to cover it up. I... I had to get out of there. The bastard shot me in the knee." I cough up some blood. "There were others... Some guy named Zombie. And Sigma. He attacked them too."
I look up dramatically. "We have to take him down. Put in a provisional government. Take care of things until we can have an election. But we CANNOT let that psychopath run this place!"

Too hammy? Maybe... Better dial it down for good measure.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Oh for the love of...sometimes I hate being the Nice Guy..."

 

[Saltarius]

I whip out my phone.

"This is Salt. Anyone telling you I organized an attack is a liar and possible terrorist. I'm invoking my own authority to get them arrested and put on trial for war crimes. I have some business to take care of."

///

At the station, the cops begin to cuff Trilby.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I retract the swords, and turn back to Salt.
"Welcome to the Dark Carnival brother." I slam his head into a desk, and walk over to the wall where the gun hit. I pick it up, and aim it at Salts head.
"Afraid your ticket has expired. Goodbye." I pull the trigger.

 

[Saltarius]

"Nice try."

I move my head to the left, narrowly dodging the bullet. I kick Zomb in the gut and roundhouse his head. I pick up my revolver off the ground and place it in it's holster. I spot another bomb moving for our location. I raise my blade overhead, before putting it back in it's holster.

"I'm not going to kill you."

I drive The American Way into Zomb's hand through the floor. I take Sigma and start walking away.

"But I don't have to save you, either."

I walk away as the bomb detonates.