"Sigma please, your feeble housewife smut is embarrassing." I turn a bookcase around to reveal a hidden collection of books. I pullout a thin volume with a bright pink cover. "Joey Comeau's Lockpick Pornography. There is little finer erotica."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
- Thread starter RaNDM G
- Start date
Recommended Videos
[i/]Patching Search Frequency-98%[/i]
As the software loads, I make a smoothie and drink it whilst staring of into the distance.
As the software loads, I make a smoothie and drink it whilst staring of into the distance.
I grab the book and wire it up to the Electrostatic-Feedback Stabiliser.
"Thanks Paddy, the machine wont run without porn."
"Thanks Paddy, the machine wont run without porn."
"The castle holds many secrets my friend. Some of which not even I know." I turn to Sigma. "You'll find that particular porn will power it indefinitely."
"OOoooh Playbot]"
I steal the smutty mags and derealisate them into the Flux-loop Combustion Chamber.
"Wow, Salt...Aradia sure got around.." I say, looking through the magazine.
I steal the smutty mags and derealisate them into the Flux-loop Combustion Chamber.
"Wow, Salt...Aradia sure got around.." I say, looking through the magazine.
I open my computer up and load up a robot control program.
"Salt, I'm going to try saving your wife."
_____________
A half-finished robot puts on a stuffed bear and hops over to Zombie's fort.
"Salt, I'm going to try saving your wife."
_____________
A half-finished robot puts on a stuffed bear and hops over to Zombie's fort.
"Okay, this is bullshit." I use the turret to shoot the bearbot, obliterating it.
"Aradia, can you PLEASE help!?"
"Aradia, can you PLEASE help!?"
"Perfect."
__________
I start broadcasting to Aradia.
__________
I start broadcasting to Aradia.
Code:
Aradia, it's Trilby. Lure Zombie over to you and start talking to him. Keep him distracted for a couple of minutes."God damn, why are you such a *****?! This is for everyone's safety. Not just me, you to! Why don't you try to be useful, instead of bitching and moaning?"
"Forsooth! What wounds are these? Evidently some aspect of the castle's past has manifested and attempted to implicate me in this ghastly behaviour!"
((captcha: that's right. See, captcha agrees with me.))
((captcha: that's right. See, captcha agrees with me.))
[i/]Patching Search Frequency-100%[/i]
With a synthesized paino Concerto, the Softwrae Telemetry Drivers complete their loading cycle.
The air in the centre of the Flux Engine ripples, then with a sound like a thousand blenders blending in unison, tears open. Red and blue light spills through the gap, which widens to form a perfectly circular hole in the centre of the Arch.
"OOOOoookay, that should mean it's done, If I've followed the instructions carefuly."
With a synthesized paino Concerto, the Softwrae Telemetry Drivers complete their loading cycle.
The air in the centre of the Flux Engine ripples, then with a sound like a thousand blenders blending in unison, tears open. Red and blue light spills through the gap, which widens to form a perfectly circular hole in the centre of the Arch.
"OOOOoookay, that should mean it's done, If I've followed the instructions carefuly."
Code:
Just get him right in front of you. I have a gift for him and I'm currently unable to give it to him. Which is okay, because you have a copy."Fine. Just go out that fucking wall, and let the monsters absorb you. In fact, I insist. I built this fort, I say who stays, and who leaves. Right now, you can't stay." I start walking off, leading Aradia to the wall.
"Maybe she's not going to help you cos you're insane and try to kill everyone every five pages or so."
"FUCK!"
I press a few buttons.
__________
A small panel, facing Zombie, opens on Aradia's body.
A shotgun fires at Zombie out of it.
I press a few buttons.
__________
A small panel, facing Zombie, opens on Aradia's body.
A shotgun fires at Zombie out of it.