Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I go investigate 123 Fakestreet and take out the big-ass bag of chicken nuggets if forgot to give to Zombie.
"Well, he isn't going to eat them..."
I start eating them while investigating.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know right? Also, you work here? And is that my wife?" I look behind Paddy to see Vriska, slamming a door shut.
:33<hello Belano! we're here fur our meeting with Furiska!
Nepeta leads me to Vriska's office. We walk in, to see Eridan arguing with Vriska.

[color=6A006A]"Wwhat do you mean I wwon't get paid? I wwas the star of the showw! Evverone thought I wwas great! Oh, hey Nep! Long time no see. Wwanna go, hang out?"[/color]

:33<ampurra! i told you i'm not interested!

[color=005682]"Oh gr8! Would you 8oth just shut up? Oh, hi Zom8ie! Long time no see honey!"[/color]

"Oh, hi Vriska! And, hey Eridan. Wait, dude where you going?" I watch Eridan storm out, angrily.
"What's his deal?"

[color=005682]"Oh, nothing. I just don't want to pay him for his piss poor performance."[/color]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I ring Trilby.
"I'm sorry, tril. But It's..just..you're too late to

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's Paddy now Nep." I tell her as she walks past. I sit at a table and scratch my chin. I haven't shaved for a while. "Too poor to shave? You did real well for yourself for yourself Belano." A cloaked figure in a long flowing scarf sits opposite me. "I don't do autographs for free."
[color=6A006A]"I wwasn't goin to ask for that. But you're obvviously a vvery intelligent man."[/color] He moves closer to me. [color=6A006A]"I like intelligence in a person."[/color] He moves even closer.
"I'm flattered but my current squeeze is behind a thin door over there, and incredibly prepared to cut off your balls if you so much as glance at me with interest of that variety." He moves away. I down all the drinks on the table.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I currently have about twenty phones taped to my face.
I get up, stretch my legs, and begin the Panda refing process. Pandas go in one end of the machine, Pure Pandanium comes out the other.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I trip over a panda and knock myself unconscious.
(night guys)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I go find a shop selling stage make-up and costumes.
I make a fucking awesome disguise and go undercover in the hipster bar.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey Trilby. I'd offer to buy you a drink but this place is terrible. Wanna start a brawl?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Paddy and start talking in a Norwegian accent.
"I do not know who this... Trilby is. But he sounds like a really awesome guy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Probably. They're taking a while in that office." I dart around the room stealing drinks.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. What about this TrollEnterprises, and what does this have to do with some marraiage set up between me and it's CEO?"

I phone Tril.

"Have you looked into this marriage between me and the CEO?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"She's in the building I took you too. She can explain some of it. I'm just... following a lead."

 

[Saltarius]

"How about you just put her on the phone?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because I'm somewhere completely different."

 

[Saltarius]

"Whatever. Just tell me about her."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, she's a Libra. She's blind. And she likes dragons. That's all I can say."

 

[Saltarius]

"...It's Terezi, isn't it."

A familiar image appears in my mind.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have to go."
I stand up, punch a hipster in the face and walk out.
"That was incredibly satisfying..."
I fly back to the abandoned building and remove my disguise.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...I guess I could do worse."

"Let me get this straight. I am now in a modern equivalent to an arranged marriage with Terezi Pyrope, my actual wife is killed by my hand, you are the leader of a front group for my underhand dealings, and my friends are all poor as shit detectives."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I think Vriska is behind all this. Possibly alongside Zombie."