Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You sure don't fight like it."

Nega Salt sends out another blast, sending me right into Waffles.

"Seems like I have to fight dirty."


I convulse, foaming at the mouth.

[small]"You sadistic ************."[/small]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

My clothes became instantaneously tattered, exposing my sexy six-flab "You are the worse kind of a living organism." I muster some of my power, "Feel the righteous power of jazz!"

 

[Saltarius]

Nega Salt remains unimpressed. He roundhouses Waffles into a tree.

"And I thought you'd at least put up a decent fight."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Nega Trilby and I start freeing animals from the zoo, then herd them towards the fight on elephant-back.
"THE CAVALRY IS HERE!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"How about some pure rock, then?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not talking about your musical tastes. I'm talking about your poor fighting skills."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, well, fuck." I jump up and dropkick Nega Salt, "Fuck you."

 

[Saltarius]

Ultrasound blast. Waffles knocked back.

"Exactly what I'm saying."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I run behind Nega Salt and snap his neck, "Ta da."

 

[Saltarius]

Nega Salt sidesteps and trips Waffles, putting his boot on Waffles' head.

"I'm giving you the chance to walk away."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I grab Nega Salt by the leg and throw him to the ground, "What I lack in skill, I make up for for in perseverance! P-E-...Other letters!"

 

[Saltarius]

Nega Salt cuts off Waffles' legs.

"And now you'll all share a meaningless, drooling existence once I reduce your brains to liquid paste."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thanks to my shortened height, I punch Nega Salt in the dick.

 

[Saltarius]

Crotch protector.

Waffles' feeble attempt at offensive tactics is negated.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]Hours in the past...[/HEADING]

[MEDIA=youtube]dwxLekENDw0[/MEDIA]

Your name is Waffles. You are one of the Ace Dicks in the city.

Presently, you are investigating the disappearance of two innocent inner city children.

You mull over the video recording again and again. That sick fuck has a lot of nerve. And in your own city no less. 

You promise yourself. You will get to the bottom of this, or your name is not Waffles N. Bacon.

[HEADING=1]Presently.[/HEADING]

Wow. Way to get sidetracked.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh god Sis, we're getting our asses handed to us on a silver platter by my Nega. We seriously need your help. Ohgodohgod he's playing Cinema."

 

[RaNDM G]

"What do you want me to do? Call the police?"

 

[Saltarius]

GODDAMN DOUBLE POSTS

 

[Saltarius]

"This guys blasts ultrasound from his hands. He just made one of his own men braindead! We need you to help us fight! Or did you never pick up the ol' chainsaw?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]"... What's a chainsaw?[/color]