Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"So this Negacorp. Jeeze these guys get more serious with every instance. Sig, find their address, I've got someone on the inside."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk into the room with Sig "So your here then... hey Paddy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sup Ryan."
I search for Negacorps Address.
"You have someone inside everything, Paddy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

Another hatch flips open.
Another grub lands on Salts head.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I look at sig "So... hows this reality been to you?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well Ryan, apparently I am an evil mysterious person who lives in an infinite Labyrinth full of random trpas, which I can control with these buttons. So far I've discovered one make lasers fill tunnels, and one makes baby trolls fall from the ceiling."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"huh... You should check if an orphanage is above the trap... and wait do you even know how to leave here?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"In my line of work having connections helps, and with you I actually have two inside men." I ruffle Sig's hair. "Hey Ryan."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh..no. My past self probably had Tracker calibrated for exits, but I don't have that update yet. And killing yourself just respawns you here."
I bring up the TrapSylladex on my computer. Above the hole the Grubs keep falling out of, there is a glowing blue portal. Searching for it's reverse-terminus, I find a corresponding orange portal in the Sollux Centre for Abandoned Grubs.
"Well shit."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I have a way out if you need it... have you actually tried killing youself to get out?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just keep doing what you do Sig." I pat him on the shoulder and turn to Ryan, grinning. "How do you think I got in here?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I assumed you walked in."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If I had would there be a bullet in my skull?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Huh?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wave my gun barrel next to my temple. And grin.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Ok?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I close my eyes and pick another button.
Four miles below us, a small nuclear bomb drops into a tunnel, and explodes in a swarm of radioactve monkey-crows.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ugh, you're no fun. Found anything Sig?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Because these reality shifts are fucking with my head."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Tell me about it."