Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"They never explained this shit when I was six and watching Might Morphin Power Rangers, so I just assumed this shit worked on it's own."

I then hop out of the suit and try to manage the oxygen levels on the suits, getting as much of the scuba store's oxygen tanks as possible and loading up on them.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Are there computers in here? If so they'd better not be Macs."

 

[Saltarius]

"Please, Macs are for hipsters who think that Apple can actually make computers that don't get viruses. Nah, they're Commodores. Y'know like one of the first compu- Why are you facepalming?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"At least they're not Macs." I boot up the Hitchhiker's game. "I'mma be here for a while guys."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I like it. Gives us a nice nostalgic smell."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're all gonna be here for a while until G-Ma- I mean Xot decides that we can battle FTHULU. I mean come on, why can't fifty or so welded together Toyota parts barely held together with amateur welding and a limited knowledge of engineering and general hope it won't fall apart take on a being beyond the comprehension of even the most grounded scientist?"

I hop back into my mech, the oxygen levels on all them secure. I light one of my special Cuban cigars and boot up Monkey Island to pass the time.

"Did I forget to mention when these combine, we get a badass G insignia on the chest?"

OOC: Captcha: 268 Horsepower. Pfft, I beat that the moment I started Frankensteining your cars Toyota.

 

[RaNDM G]

A gold G shines on the mecha's chest, as if the machine itself is giving silent approval of your handiwork. You have a feeling this is the greatest engineering marvel any man has accomplished, even better than the time man first landed on the moon and walked across its surface. There's no way this plan could possibly fail.

The mecha falls apart under the combined weight of the Mall fighters.

I mean... You built that out of nothing but scrap metal.

What did you expect?

"Are you guys done fooling around?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sigh, "Yeah. I think we're ready."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Little help here Salt? At least we know it's robust." I'm still in the torso, buried beneath the head and other pieces of scrap.

 

[Paddy the Second]

((Oop, double post.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck."

"Y'know Xot, you could be a bit more helpful and give us some arc welders or future tech or something."

I out of the collapsed mech easily, being on top and manage to pull Paddy from the wreckage. "K Pads, maybe you can pull a deus ex machina spell and make it so this thing doesn't fall apart?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Alright. So weighing our options and given what we can work with, I think this is our best plan. You need to make your way to the Mall's core and overload the system. Once that is done, I can divert all of the power back to that freak and fry it. The only problem is that all of the sub-basements are locked."

Xot finishes cooking his breakfast. He flips his scrambled eggs onto a plate and shakes a lot of black pepper over them before taking a bite. He walks back to his desk with the plate in his hand.

"What I can do is try a forced respawn. You'll be separated in different sub-basements, but just follow the power lines and you should all find each other. It's going to be dark down there, so watch your backs."

"Grim, your saw should be finished charging. Regrouping should be easier by cutting open portals. And I'm taking the lock off your gun, Salt."

He takes a few more bites of his eggs.

"Any questions guys?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Just one. Will there be the sludge creatures, like last time?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Can you direct me to an easy source of bullets for the gun? Also, you think I can at least make smaller body suits for the rest of the party so we at least have some kind of protection and lighting?"

I begin to take apart the mechas and try to salvage the bits and pieces of them into more suitable body armors, indivudualized by the user's first intial (Nickname wise). I return to my old suit and atatch my gun to it.

"I'm ready for anything, I figure."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I try on the armor. It's very similar to the Chinese stealth suit from Fallout 3 and NV. "Nice. I usually prefer the stealth route anyway. Not that it will help against monsters from hell itself but still."

 

[Saltarius]

"I figured you'd prefer the shadows. Be wary, that thing doesn't have the actual 'invisiblity' part of the suit. So you're going to have to stick with the infared vision and thermal detectors to see what's lurking around down there."

I then craft a scope for my revolver, now perched faithfully on my right arm, the scope coming over my right eye and zooming when necessary.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Meh. The invisibility just meant I couldn't see how awesome I look. "

 

[RaNDM G]

"I don't think you need to worry about ammo for now. Those rounds have thermite charges in them. They pack a hell of a punch."

For anyone not in the know, this is what thermite does.


Imagine being shot and having sparks and flames burst through you. Not a pretty sight. If

FLUTHLU

could be scared of any conventional weapon, it would be this.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, because a creature from beyond the stars that gives less shits than a drunk honey badger is terrfied of my little revlover. We're fryin the bastard anyway, so let's get moving. I'm ready for the respawn when you are...Wait, do we keep our gear?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Anything you have now, you can take with you. You might not need everything though. There shouldn't be anything down there you can't handle."

Xot hits the force respawn button. The Mall fighters are now separated.

"I'll be keeping an eye on you. Watch yourselves."

This is where I need a little creativity on your part. Since each sub-basement is radically different from the next, give a basic description of the environment you're in. No need to write a short novel. Just give enough info for the rest of the fighters to get a picture of where you are.

The goal of each individual is simply to find an exit and regroup with the others near the core.