Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Cause, there aren't toilets nearby. And humans need to remove waste."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But we never eat. And we don't even need to anyway."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Well, we ate in the food court all the time."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"



Shut up." I sit down and read some comics.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk out of the games tree, covered in spiderwebs and dust.
"Oh sup guys."
I notice Paddy.
"Paddy!When'd you get back?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I look down to my watch. It's attached to my third arm which lies on the floor. "Not too long ago."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Nice to have you back. Salts blind, and he and Sister have a weird sexual tension/hate/love thing going on."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So I heard. So what's the plan?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sit here and get board until Knife completes his quest."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK." I sit on the ground and close my two normal eyes.

 

[Saltarius]

"We do not have a sexual tension thing! We're just friends with a very strained relationship!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M TRYING TO AT LEAST GET OUR FRIENDSHIP BACK, AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RUINED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

 

[Saltarius]

"AND I'M TRYING TO FIX IT, OKAY!?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"THEN WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE THINGS WORSE?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"GEE, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE MY ASPECT IS FUCKING DOOM!?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE MY LIFE IS A GIANT FUCKING SPIRALING CASCADE OF FUCK UPS, ALRIGHT?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A PESSIMIST!"