Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm fighting addiction!" I empty my body through every orifice.

((captcha : well done))

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sneak up behind Salt, and snap his neck.
"C'mon, let's all fight."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn nearby.

"Well that wasn't very fair."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wasn't that the point?"

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Paddy in the face.

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

Salt gets vomit and blood all over his hand. "That wasn't very nice." I gurgle.

 

[Saltarius]

I decapitate Paddy with my claymore.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I draw Peake faster than the eye can see and parry the claymore. I use the blade to push myself up and lean on a wall. "Not so fast."

 

[Saltarius]

Unfortunatly for Paddy, my eyes can't see. I kick him in the crotch.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wow rude." I roll backwards and blast Salt with eldritch fire.

 

[Saltarius]

The fire hits me and glows spectacularly.

As I burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

I spawn in a nearby pet store.

"Well, dammit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I whistle and all the animals in the pet store flip the fuck out.

 

[Saltarius]

"MY EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run away deep into the mall.

 

[Saltarius]

I run out of the store doubled over, ready to puke.

"Never...getting close to anyone...again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pat Salt on the back.
"You're learning, young padawan."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hang myself and respawn in a body not covered in my own internal fluids.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I mean like fuck social contact period."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What did you think I meant?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean as in seclude myself from everyone."