Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Well...Doesn't have to be you. With Gashog, we reached the top. But we were mass murderers. You called yourself the leader, so you payed the price. So if you don't this time, maybe another of us will."

 

[Saltarius]

"Even though I'm mostly fine with being blind and am cool with the benefits it brings, I don't really wish it on anyone else."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Doesn't have to be blindness. Could be something else."

 

[Saltarius]

"We can't become the goddamn Cripple Squad. But seriously though, being blind has some perks."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know. Doesn't even have to be us getting crippled. Also, what kind of perks?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, look me in the eyes and tell me you prefer being blind."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, let's see. I've got a badass seeing-eye dog. I always have a legitimate reason to wear sunglasses. Being blind and a fighter automatically makes me more badass. And I'll never see an ugly woman again, eh?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. Good points. Also hey Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey Zombie. You know, I thought about how bored we are and decided-"
I swing the hammeraxe harvester and remove Salt's right arm, then run off.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Kay." I fling a knife at Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Well shit."

I get up and draw my claymore with my left arm, it dragging on the ground.

"Which way did he go?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The knife hits me in the leg. I start limping, leaving a trail of blood.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Follow the trail!" I face Salt in the direction the trail leads, and start walking, along side it.

 

[Saltarius]

I run along the trail, occasionally swiping my claymore in a vain attempt to attack Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jump out from behind a potted plant and kick Zombie in the face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stumble backwards, and then slash at Trilby with Ravens Razor.

 

[Saltarius]

"What's going on? Where is he? Give me a direction!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"By the plant pot!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I used to be surrounded by intellectuals back on earth. Wait that was in my daydreams. KEEP THE NOISE DOWN YOU DUMB SHITS!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I DON'T SEE A PLANT POT ZOMBIE, I'M BLIND, REMEMBER!?"