Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"Awesome. But first." I grab Woon, and stab his eyes out.
"Okay, done. Let's land this fucker."

respawns next to Zomb and *click* set him on fire "ass"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, Trilby, as fun as that sounds...we're literally surrounded by plants and trees. It'll burn, and burn. Forever. Well not really but still. Bad idea."
I then splash water over the minor burn wound.
"Dude, no fire."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I presume that was a slur against myself." I follow the others.

 

[Saltarius]

"If anyone is using fire, it's me. To protect you guys. Because that's my job. Protecting you guys with disasters."

 

[Captain Anon]

"and so will you unless someone puts you out but anyway" *click* set him on fire "that's for stabbing my eyes out you ass

 

[RaNDM G]

"We're on Invictus. It's all marshland here. The only other people on this planet are bandits and backwoods hicks, so I wouldn't start socializing just yet."

 

[Captain Anon]

"bandits? where? i love killing bandits" looks around for some bandits but doesn't find any

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So it's ok to kill 50% of the populace? Nice." I pull out a pistol and inspect it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I once again, splash water on the minor burn wound.
"Your fire is weak as shit David. Also, thanks Tox. Or whoever. Let's move people!" I start walking.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I set a tree on fire.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's rather rude to just commit wholesale slaughter unprovoked."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You fucking asshole." I try to put out the fire.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Only halfsale Salt, and they're bandits."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you reeally going to listen to Xot? I'm sure they're perfectly reasonable people as long as your present yourself well enough."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run off and burn shit.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Present myself well? Look at my lovely suit, what are you wearing?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The fire rouses a giant marsh snake. It springs out of its den and sinks its fangs into Trilby, dragging him down into the water.

Trilby respawns.

"Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I were you. Dealing with people is one thing, but we don't even know half the things that live here."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"TRILBY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" We find the end of the marsh.
"Thank fuck! That situation was getting a little too...Heated."

 

[Saltarius]

"There anyone nearby?" I say, loading my revolver.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well seeing as the whole planet is marsh we're at the end of the world."