Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Dude, I came back. Why is this still a problem?"
I knit matching hats for the rhinos.

 

[Saltarius]

"...You know, I'm a Knight, wearing shades, with a broken sword. This is getting way too uncanny."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, Latula wears shades... maybe she uses a broken sword as well. Might just be a Knight thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"I have to admit, even I'm not that rad."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"We could get you a skateboard!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"i think that's a very good idea sigma" he said still taking shots

 

[Saltarius]

"Blind skateboarder. This'll end well. And I mean that sincerely. It'll be awesome."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I think I've got one in my pack somewhere..."
I rummage around for a bit.
"Got it."
[img/]http://rlv.zcache.com/dragon_doom_skateboard-p186972571894958279b245j_400.jpg[/img]
"Here ya go."

 

[Saltarius]

"FUCK YEA-"

I crash into a tree.

"Okay, I probably ought to wait till we get back to the mall."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Maybe your dog can ride on a mini-board to guide you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck that shit, I ride solo!"

I then walk into another tree.

"...I'm still doing it alone."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Have fun with that..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I will."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... well, I think we should go find out something about this quest. Salt, want to go looking for locals?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"We probably scared them all off..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we might find a plot location or some shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Indeed!" I pull out a map and look at it. "There's a big red arrow here, so that must be our objective. We need to go this way."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"To the MallMobile!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk around a corner and find a Land Rover with the keys still in there because we're jammy bastards.
"Close enough."
I spray paint 'MallMobile on the front and drive back round to the group.
"Okay, let's go back to the Mall and kit this thing out. Maybe find some way to use Salt's other senses to shoot people so he can be useful."

 

[Captain Anon]

"screw the land rover I've got way better over here" he said after looking round a few another corners he then walks to what he's talking and everyone hears the roaring of a motorbike and a few minutes later david comes back around the corner on a black Harvey Davidson Motorbike

"Heavy Metal Thunder!!!"