Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"fine i'll launch myself" launches himself and trys to plant the buster sword into the back of the snake's neck

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put all the grenades on a belt.
"OPEN UP!"
I dive at the snake's mouth.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Awesome." I continue pushing the box to see if anything's underneath it.

 

[RaNDM G]

"fine i'll launch myself" launches himself and trys to plant the buster sword into the back of the snake's neck

What part of "still inside the snake" do you not understand?

I put all the grenades on a belt.
"OPEN UP!"
I dive at the snake's mouth.

Through sheer bravado, you dive up three stories towards the snake's mouth.

The snake is ten stories tall, and that's just the part you can see above ground.

You harmlessly explode.

"Awesome." I continue pushing the box to see if anything's underneath it.

You push the box a far distance, at least several hundred yards.

You come to the conclusion that there is nothing, nor has there ever been anything underneath this box.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My hair is on fire. Welp. I've had worse.

 

[Captain Anon]

"open wide" forces the snake's mouth open so Trilby can throw the grenades in it's mouth.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I try to see if I can open the box in any way.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up.
I notice the giant snake.
"Oh brilliant."
I put the fire in Paddys hair out.
"So. Is it dead?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"open wide" forces the snake's mouth open so Trilby can throw the grenades in it's mouth.

This is incredibly silly.

I try to see if I can open the box in any way.

You cannot open the box. It is simply a solid cube.

 

[Captain Anon]

"open wide" forces the snake's mouth open so Trilby can throw the grenades in it's mouth.

This is incredibly silly.

sorry

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What happened to not just killing things? I mean it was your idea. I think."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stand on the cube.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn on the ground.
"That worked better than I expected. Time for plan B."
I throw cheese at the snake.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Nope. I just said that Knife had a point."
I hand Paddy a smoothie.
"Also, why do you hate me?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was mostly talking about Woon. In fact I was entirely talking about Woon."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well thats a relief. I thought I'd done something wrong."
I set fire to a tree and watch it burn.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. You have. But who here hasn't?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I knock Paddy and Sigma's heads together.
"GUYS WE ARE FIGHTING A SNAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH YOU!?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh yeah." I poke limply at the snake with Peake. "Seems like you got a pretty good handle on it."

 

[Captain Anon]

"is it dead?" standing next to paddy