Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"What's this about sensitivity issues?"

 

[RaNDM G]

It's a long story, most of the details are classified. Even if I wanted too, I couldn't get the clearance to dig up everything. Suffice to say, the last group of Fighters she was with messed her up pretty bad.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just to make sure before I bash my head into the nearest wall, I pretty much sent her over the edge, right?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I turn and walk away from Woon without stopping or looking behind me. I reach a small town. "Hello? Anybody home?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I try to figure out the chat going on between Salt and Redtext.
"Intriguing. C'mon Salt, we need to leave. Tell her we're going or something."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up behind Salt.
"So. whats ging on?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Ging? GING?"
I slap my mouth.
"Why can't you pronounce words properly!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Sigma.
"Nah, I think my accent's just rubbing off on you. You get used to it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Huh. I always wanted to be Scottish."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah yeah, I guess so."

 

[Captain Anon]

"nap time me thinks" settles down somewhere comfortable and somewhere the others can see him, puts his hat over his eyes and goes to sleep.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The Homestuck Kickstarter flashes up on the internal screen of my gas mask and I fall to the ground frothing at the mouth while flailing, credit card in hand.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Paddy's mask and see the Kickstarter page.
"Oh. That's cool, I guess..."
I try to contain my emotions.
Blood starts pouring out of every available hole in my head.
So much blood, you may wonder where I even keep it all seriously what the fuck that is just too much blood.

 

[Saltarius]

I walk out of the cabin and trip over Paddy.

"Oh hey. Didn't see you there. This isn't the first time I've been on top."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You know that's not true."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, it's like your destiny to be the bottom *****."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sit up, causing Salt to roll onto the floor. "Hush now."

 

[Saltarius]

"You and I both know you still want me. Deep down."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"My desire is fleeting. Like a hawk." I screech and run around with my arms outstretched.

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, my pants are tight enough as it is."