Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"The funny thing is is that I can't even see what you're saying and yet I know what to say next."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"it's the magic in the air around me"

 

[Saltarius]

"Magic is fake."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"then how are we hovering 30 feet off the ground above a tree covered in papier mache on an alien planet we traveled to inside an infinite mall"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't see any magic."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"you did before Anhur"

 

[Saltarius]

"That wwas science. Fuckin wwhite science."

 

[Sigma Castell]

A door opens near Paddys head on the Paper mache tree.

"Yo. guise. Keep it down. Trying to sleep."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"any sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's still science. If you're so magic, make a modem that'll connect me quickly so I can reconcile with Sister."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My phone floats out of my pocket and into Salt's hands.

 

[Saltarius]

"There's no service on this entire planet."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"you can't even see the screen to know that magic remember this thing got signal under this planet's crust I think it can cope with being elevated"

 

[Saltarius]

"The phone literally just told me there is no signal."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"that was Woon again or just your negativity" I take the phone back and dial Sister. it begins to ring. I hand the phone back to Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"I swear if this is just her answering machine..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"it won't be my fault she doesn't want to talk to you remember I don't know what you did but you obviously fucked up bad"

 

[Saltarius]

"I pulled an Eridan."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"smooth"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh fuck off."