Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'd make a joke about he's 'staked' more than your knee before, but I won't because HOLY FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Or the drugs. Probably a bit of both. I'm going to lie down." I'm already lying down.

 

[Saltarius]

"You wanr me to kiss it better?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have a solution." I shoot myself in the head and walk back over.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Do you just want a kiss then?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have five bullets left."

 

[RaNDM G]

I get up, and feel around for a door or a light switch of sorts.

You stumble around aimlessly in the dark. The rails keep you from falling over.

You make your way to the wall. It illuminates at your touch, and parts of the room are bathed light.

A giant sphere made of brass floats in the middle of the room. Metal walkways circle around it.

You look down and stare into the abyss.

 

[Saltarius]

"Plleeeassseeeee?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, fuck. Anything you want to talk about?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not in particular. Is there some kind of event that would require suits and such we could attend at some point?" I ask as I reach down and pluck the grenade from my corpse.

 

[Saltarius]

"...A wedding?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I search my satchel/backpack/whatever the hell I keep my crap in. I grab a rock from my equipment holder. I drop it into the pit, to try and hear it hitting the bottom.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I mean around here."

 

[RaNDM G]

Nothing.

That's a long fall.

 

[Saltarius]

"It can be around here if you want."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hold the grenade out in front of me. "You really want me to use this?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I climb out of a nearby lake and run over to Paddy and Salt.
"Guygusguysguys. I got us all tickets to the Premier of Jack Noir visits Santa."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn. That rock was good for throwing. It shall not be missed however." I walk up to the giant sphere. I inspect it.
[Oh fuck, 400 pages! Hell yes!]

 

[Saltarius]

"Aw c'mon babby dun be that way."