Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Well shit. Keep talking to me and follow my voice."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can't you make a man happy for five minutes and hold my hand?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nope. It's my destiny."

 

[Saltarius]

"To not hold my hand?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"To bring misery everywhere I go."

 

[Saltarius]

"So in other words, your prescence is why I keep striking out."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"More than likely."

 

[Saltarius]

"...When Sister comes around next, try walking about six miles away from us."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not making any promises."

 

[Saltarius]

"You better start."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's not my destiny."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do I look like I give two shits?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Do I look like I can alter the course of reality?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, actually. Given I've seen you do it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That was the irony of the statement."

 

[Saltarius]

"So like I said. Stay. The fuck. Away."

 

[Captain Anon]

"question why are we still here and are we still in the cave"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll see what I can do."

 

[Saltarius]

I strangle Woon and continue to follow Paddy.

"So anyways, how's life?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Same old same old you know? On some kind of swamp planet waiting for Zombie to finish his quest."