"It just occurred to me you're making your suit similar to mine. Mine can fly, you can attach swords to the wrists, katanas I might add. However! I can analyze movements. So, my question is, can you install my revolvers onto the other side of my wrists?"
"hah, look at you, your feeble bodies unable to wield your own weapons." I modify my sniper rifle, making the end of the barrel a portal, allowing me to fire at anything anywhere.
"Loud and clear buddy." I install my own into my gas mask. "Because you have robot suits and if we all incapacitate ourselves we won't really be able to save the universe will we?"
"Indeed. I get the whole, "It's dangerous!" but still. I just wan't to enchant my weapons a bit. But never mind, we have a communications system finally."
"Please, it's not like I need magic or dark arts or anything. S'just you seemed kinda...obsessive about it. Now if you don't mind, observe my latest weapon..."
"THE OPTIC BLAST!"
A crimson beam erupts from the visor of my helmet into the antique store, bursting into flames and inciting a large explosion.
[OOC: I kick Salt for trying to be so OP. "Dude. That's just overkill. Just, stop."]
We then get Salt to stop daydreaming, about an optic laser or some shit. "[sub]Dude, you're letting your mind wonder to much. Come on [/sub] dude stop it! Do that in combat, you're dead."
"Well, given there is a porn store down the aisle, a game shop, a craft store, a Best Buy, and a Billy Wizard's Emporium of Really Easy To Cast But Not Physically Exerting Spells, I think you'll do fine."
"Is Paddy daydreaming too? Fucking hell." I try to shake them both awake. I'm the one with the crippling head aches, but somehow their the ones who let their minds wonder.
"I think Christopher Nolan is slowly trying to pry into my mind for an Inception sequel, because this dream shit is crazier than when Eric was still alive and taped to the old van."
"Okay good. You're awake. Anyway, I think I saw a camping supplies shop. That will be useful, surely. Plus, Paddy, I doubt that. I've seen every dimension. I think. Never mind."
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