Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I make a Molotov cocktail and toss it at the bar.

 

[Saltarius]

"Can I get like a tarot reading or something?"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife puts out the small fire resulting from the Molotov and tosses Trilby out of the bar. "Now I know that this is just an exellent, thought rousing discussion you have going on here, but is anyone going to order anything?" Knife says, resuming his position behind the bar.

 

[Saltarius]

"Can I order a form of fortune telling?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Why of course." Knife says, ducking under the bar and popping back up wearing a headwrap. He closes his eyes, and places a hand on Salt's head. "I sense...I sense that you will buy many drinks and that you will tip generously." Knife opens his eyes and removes the headwrap. "So what'll it be?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Can I ask about something other than that for a fortune?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Nope."

 

[Saltarius]

"I want to know how badass I become."

 

[Knife-28]

"Short of going into the future, there's no way of knowing Salt." Knife says, "That said, The Mall stocks an ample number of time machines, go knock yourself out."

 

[Saltarius]

"And I suppose you can't predict the other thing either. You know what."

 

[Knife-28]

"No more than a man can predict how he'll die. Look Salt, I find it easiest in life not to dwell on the what ifs and what's done, and instead focus on the here and the now."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Just give me a bloody mary and be done with it."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife expertly (and pehaps a little lavishly) mixes up a Bloody Mary and places it infront of Salt. "One Bloody Mary, as requested."

 

[Saltarius]

I drink without abandon, quickly finishing it.

"Another."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife mentally shrugs, then poars another Bloody Mary an places it infront of Salt.

 

[RaNDM G]

I holster the rifle.
"Aw yeah! Anyway thanks." I walk to the sheriff's office, and knock on the door.

"Michael Simms. Town Sheriff. What can I do you for?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How did I even end up here?"

 

[Saltarius]

One more down.

"Another."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife sighs, and continues to poar Salt drinks as fast as he can drink them. "You know, I would say to slow down a notch, but I get the feeoing you wouldn't listen anyway."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Can you tell me about the town? And do you know about an Heir, or quests perhaps?"