Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"come on kid lets go" i say as i grab slash by the collar and drag while whistling the "i am h a p p y" song

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn next to my body, looking resigned.
"Oh hooray. Three hours of lets-kill-Sigma-in-inventive-ways. What fun."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"LEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYY! Ah-Jenkins! Heh, been waiting to use that."
I lead Dot, Paddy and Knife into the cave.

 

[DotSlash]

"But we're at the boss already...?"

I say as I'm carried away somewhere.

 

[Captain Anon]

i let go of slash "let's do this" i say pulling out my sword

 

[Paddy the Second]

I illuminate the cave by emitting light from all three lenses of my gas mask.

 

[DotSlash]

I hear something that sounds like scurrying feet pretty far away.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I laugh as Woon likely enters the mall, hoping to find Arachnea. I phone him.
"Tough luck chuck." I do some arbitrary bullshit which causes the cave entrance to become invisible.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So just how big is this thing?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hmm...You know that spider boss from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess? Around that size, maybe a bit bigger."

 

[Captain Anon]

"dude i'm right next to you" i say holding my phone to my ear

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Never played Twilight Princess."

 

[DotSlash]

"Compare to something in Wind Waker then, Zombie."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I shut down my hologram. In actual fact, Woon is in the mall, being tricked by Paddy.
"Woon, I was serious about you defending the mall. Just stay there! The scene kids are like a boss fight anyway. Also, I guess Gohma?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I radio Paddy.
"Isnt that the one where Link is all over Midna?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Look, let's just use technical terms here, and say it's pretty fucking big." Knife says, drawing his two tanto and spinning them idly in his hands.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh I get it now. Good luck on your side Sig." Gulp.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Don't forget the Brass part. Big metal venomous spider. Or poisonous. Can never remember which is which."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're going to suffer with magic locked."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Thanks man. I'm pretty much going to be in Saw here."