Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"You have a pair of those? I thought they didnt make them anymore..."

 

[DotSlash]

"At least I didn't trash it. And you're showing me those boxers once we get back."
I shove the Miracle Mix in a pocket and continue running around the giant spider.

 

[Saltarius]

I leap forward, stabbing RR into one of the many joints.

The blade manages to scratch her thick hide, leaving what you hope is a good cut.

-2

I fire all six rounds into Arachnea's face before running for cover.

The shells bounce off, yet leave small bulletholes in their place. Arachnea winces.

-2

After putting the radio away, I start firing at the spider's eyes.

Arachnea reels back, visibly pissed. She shuts her eyes for the time being and begins climbing towards the Fighters.

FIGHTERS:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ARACHNEA:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
-4

Arachnea thrashes about, the cave itself shaking in her furious rampage. Rocks fall and strike the Fighters were they may.

-3

 

[Sigma Castell]

"They must be a vintage pair..."

 

[DotSlash]

"Paddy, pass the hat over to me, eh?" I call over as I run towards his cover.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Shit! Hit my toe! Alright *****, let's dance." I use the wall to climb up atop her. From there, I slash at any and all the joints I can.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I throw the hat to Dot and duck underneath Arachnea, slashing at her underside.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, can you not think about my undergarments?"

 

[DotSlash]

After catching the hat, I vault over a newly fallen rock to take cover.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Now, lamp the spider."
I pause for a moment.
"Headbutt it."

 

[DotSlash]

I don the hat, then look up from my cover seeing a few rocks I can use to get on top of it.
"Won't I end up dying once it goes boom?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dude dont make it weird. I was just wondering how you got them."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Slash. You respawn. You're gonna have to get used to death."

 

[DotSlash]

"It's not that."
He points at the health bars.
"I'd rather not drop ours any lower, cause we're gonna need it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I notice the giant fucking red health bar from all the way over here. It's fucking glowing.
"True. Thats what the goddamn miracle mix is for."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[DotSlash]

I start firing at Arachnea's legs and duck back under cover.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife sheaths his tanto and leaps onto Arachnea's head brandeshing a can of Moretein. "Oi *****, open wide!" He yells, puncuring the can with one of his tanto and throwing it into Arachnea's gaping maw. Knife leaps to the ground for safty, leaving the finest bug poision in all of Australia to ravage the giant spider's insides.

Meanwhile back at The Mall, I erupt from the wirling mass of flames riding Demitri, who charges forwards and spears Trilby through the stomach moments before The Mall's sprinkler system comes online and douses the flames. Jumping off Demitri's back, the rhino lowers his head, bringing Trilby to an ample height for me to grab him by the neck and pull him, rather painfully, off the horn he's impailed on.
"You know Trilby, when I said to fix the window, I actually ment to fix the fucking window, not try to burn down half the fucking Mall!" I say, before dropping Trilby, "So just fix the god damn window, ok?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn a floor above Knife, and throw a brick at his head.

 

[Knife-28]

The brick reduces my brain to mush, and I respawn behind Trilby, grab his legs and flip him over the edge. "Just fix the bloody window Trilby."