Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

The Mall didn't blow up. It burned down.

I jump on top of Aleksei and ride him over Dave.

Dave floats above you.

are you done?

 

[Saltarius]

"NOT UNTIL I KILL YOU DAMMIT!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Dave slashes a Source Four light. It falls on you, cracking open your skull and knocking you off Aleksei.

DAMAGE: 3

You lose.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Son of a *****."

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]i warned you bro[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Just shut your damn mouth."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I chill with my tree bros. The Sycamores are the chattiest ones, going on and on and on about anything that caught their interests. The oaks were generally grumpy, but nobody cared because they were more towards the centre anyway. And the beechwoods were complete slags, opening their flowers to any passing bird or bee, but whatthehellever, it's their body, right?

 

[RaNDM G]

i told you about irony

 

[Captain Anon]

i shoot myself in the head and i respawn where dave and salt are fighting "oh a fight" i sit down with everyone else and watch the fight

 

[DotSlash]

"Woon, it already ended. You mad late, b."
I start heading back toward Saddleblaze.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife sighs, then stands and gives a final look around. "Yea, alright. Stay safe sis." Knife mutters, before walking back through the ruin, jumping on the horse and riding back through the swamp.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch as Knife is the last to leave the mall. I pull up a small trapdoor, and climb down, closing it behind me. I begin climbing down into the Malls sub basements.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I am still reading my book. It's pretty long ok?

 

[Knife-28]

"So, what-cha reading there Paddster?" I ask him.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know. I'm not paying a lot of attention."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sway my branches like a goddamn pro. All the lady trees want me. They've already got their bees all up and flying around the place.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm going to go get some firewood because realism."
I grab an axe and walk over to Tree!Sigma.
"Fucking bees."
I start merrily whacking the tree.

 

[Saltarius]

"WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I BEAT YOU?"

 

[RaNDM G]

because your not thinking einstein

 

[Saltarius]

"EVEN WHEN I THINK I LOSE."