Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay, Zombie. But we're NOT going to Disney World."
I give Salt a stern glare, then head towards Zombie despite not knowing where he is.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zombie I hate to break it to you but balloons aren't exactly good at interplanetary travel."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, I got this. Just come and see."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I go and see after saying my goodbyes to the juggaloes.

 

[DotSlash]

I quickly close my laptop and follow Paddy to Zombie's balloon.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Here it is." I lead everyone into the room. It's actually larger on the inside, as it looks like a small apartment studio thing. A basic kitchen, with a living room. The whole thing is controlled by a computer, which belongs to me.

"Welcome, make yourself at home. Food and drinks are in the fridge."

 

[DotSlash]

"inb4 we blow this thing up somehow."
I open the laptop back up and get back to playing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I retrieve some mezcal from the fridge and sit on the couch. "You get NBC in here?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Probably." I turn the TV on.
"Galactic Sky Network. Any channel, any show, any time. Sweet."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw sweet." I put on Community.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wait for everyone to get in. After they have, I speak out loud.
"Alright folks, we're about to attempt lift off in...3...2...1."
We attempt lift off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

*fart noise*

 

[Saltarius]

"So we're good? Got your title and all?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"yeah are we finally done with this quest now?" i say as i escaped from dishonored somehow

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nearly. I think I know, but it needs to be official."
The fart noise occurs.
"Shit. One sec guys."
I walk outside, and see that all of the propulsion equipment, was not attached.
"ONE SEC GUYS!"

[HEADING=1]30 minutes later[/HEADING]
"Attempting lift off, in 3, 2, 1."
We attempt lift off again.

 

[RaNDM G]

You release the weather balloon and begin your ascent. The structure is way shakier than you thought it would be.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make snacks.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay. We are now...lifting off I suppose. But yeah, success!"

 

[Saltarius]

"HANG OUTS HERE WE-I mean uh...Let's just go."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall over.