Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I continue hallucinating with Sigma.
"Dude...what if, there are little people inside us, who control our body...Sig? You're asleep aren't you. Fuck."
I spot Draven/Herzog.
"...Fuck."

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean, what're the odds that either Paddy or Sister and I will get so steady I'll work up the nerve to use this? Still, good to keep around."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I follow behind Tox, "Dude, the mystical RV is out of toilet paper an-Aw, hell naw."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh. Hey Tox. Guess what? THE FUCKING MALL BURNED DOWN. Then Zombie crashed his shitty hot air balloon thing and now we're stuck in Ass Backwards Nowhere, Invictus!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I laugh from unseen irony. The greatest timing in the world...I wave to the two reoccurring guys.
"HELLO FAMILIARS!" I continue laughing.

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot fucked up the mall, Zombie is an Heir of Space, I'm a Knight of Doom, Sister said she wanted to hand out with me and we're in the desert."

 

[DotSlash]

"WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What the fuck is he doing here?!" I scream, "I thought, strike that, I hoped he was dead!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I crawl back into the wreckage and get mind-numbingly drunk.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Aw man it's a little hot here. I sure could use with some COLD HEIR! Geddit? Cause space is cold...And...Hehe."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I assist Tox, "YOU WERE BANNED, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Agreed." I stab him with Raven Razor for ironic purposes. I then burn my hands off for cleansing purposes.

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox I just said what happened recently."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pull out Ravens Razor and examine it.
"So guys...how's the candy sand over there? It's great here!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Everyone ignore him, he's dead."

 

[Saltarius]

"I've got a ring."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I eat the ring. "Yummy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I got hallucinations."

 

[DotSlash]

I start walking southeast for no foreshadowed reason.

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Waffles, making him cough up my ring.

"THAT IS RESERVED FOR MY FUTURE WIFE, YOU ASS!"