Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You mean that in terms of like, parallel universes or this one?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, clearly there's someone that you married. I killed her. So, try whoever that was. I promise, I won't kill her this time."

 

[Saltarius]

"Comforting."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife takes no offence being called The Australian. And Australian isn't a race (Oddly enough, more than one race of people live in Australia). Gerzog. is. alive.

"Well you see, I was rather lonley being all alone in my Mall, and then I saw this one across the gulf of the void, so I-"
"Dude, I think he was asking me." Knife cuts in."
"Oh, well ok them."

 

[Saltarius]

I then realize being on the bumper's pretty shitty.

"HEY UH GUYS MIND PULLING ME UP I THINK IM SLIPPING"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, it would be more pragmatic of us to just shoot you."
I load my revolver.
"Knife, drive on flatter ground. It's hard to aim."

 

[Knife-28]

I roll my eyes, and pull Salt up so he's sitting on Trilby.

 

[DotSlash]

"Up ya go."
I help pull Salt back up onto the Warthog.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dot, there's...something I've been meaning to ask you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

When Knife pulls Salt up, I address what I believe to be a rather crucial detail.
"Which Knife is driving? The one who isn't in his seat or the one with two people on his lap?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, it's my car, I'm driving." Knife says.

 

[DotSlash]

"No, I'm not into you dammit. If that wasn't the question, then what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, the guy who has two people in his field of vision is driving?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dot, will you..."

I hold out the ring.

"inspect the ring to try and find out any information on it? I jsut realized you can't discern these thigns if you're blind."

 

[DotSlash]

"Eh...? K, buudy."
I take the ring and start looking at it closely.

 

[Knife-28]

Eric/Herzog is alive and has been alive this whole time (After I revived him). [HEADING=3]END. OF. DISCUSSION.[/HEADING]

"Does it look like I'm driving?" I say to Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

It's called Mall Fight for a reason. We fight. People die.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, to me, it looks like you're trying to hug me. Badly."

 

[Saltarius]

Knife, Tox, I honestly couldn't give a fuck right now. Thing is, not me, you, or Zombie have any class-related powers at the moment. So you can't say you revived him.

Like I said, I don't give a fuck, but watch yourself.

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC

In Homestuck class related powers have manafested themselves pre-god tier before. Gerzog's revival was a one off thing because it is a colossal dick move to kill someone when they can't respawn for no god damn reason. Like I said, it's just a one off thing that I shouldn't have had to do in the first place.

"Well, there's not much to tell." Knife says to Herzog/Eric, "I used to fight in The Mall until I was forced to travel the multiverse looking for a way back. How about you man?"