Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Exactly, it's your Karma bitting you in the ass. Admitidly it was a bit heavy handed you all being dumped there but what can you do?" I say, before finching Knife's hat and drooping it over my eyes. "Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna catch some zed's."
Knife rolls his eyes and goes to have a look around.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, if it weren't for the fact that we can't respawn and I don't want to risk killing you yet, I would firebomb the crap out of your Warthog."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw sweet a frontier town!" I run into the gas station.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay..."
I walk up to the reception desk of the motel.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I walk out chewing a mouthful of dust. "Ok. Are there any people around? The chocolate had all decayed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I assume there's someone in the motel."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good idea." I ring the desk bell.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, Paddy, how do you want to do this? Good cop/Bad cop? Good cop/Really good cop? Bad cop/Psychotic cop?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, I don't know what you're talking about. We destroyed the portal to Alternia."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Let's do Bad/Psychotic. I'll do bad. You see that Nic Cage film where he's a detective in N'Orleans?" I take off my gasmask and jam a cigarette in my mouth, lighting it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Unless I missed part of National Treasure, no."
I take out my revolvers and load them.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Damn. Well." I slam my fists on the desk. "Are we gonna get some fucking service or what?"

 

[Saltarius]

I stroll into the motel and stand behind Paddy, just kind of in general fretting.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cartwheel in behind Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh uh...hey Zomb. Can I ask you a question?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sure. What's on your mind?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What's a...baka?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Japanese word for idiot."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"..."
I look around, slightly worried.
"Uh...Why do you want to know?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Sister said I was one of the biggest bakas she knew."