Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"So we pick the lock on one that is."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, go check the ones that are locked."
I hand Knife a

Spoiler: leaflet on kicking doors in.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Wait, Sis, isn't baka like the buzzword for every tsundere ever?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I jump kick a door. "ARGH FUCK!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, that's the reception door. It opens inwards. We are inside. What did you expect to happen?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Yeah, what's your point?

You break your ass falling to the ground.

The door opens. The barkeep steps outside.

"Y'know you could have just knocked."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just uh...nothing, forget I said it. Where are you exactly? Still on Anhur?"

 

[RaNDM G]

No, I left that place weeks ago.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stand up. I fall back down. "I'm gonna need medical attention."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pull a unicycle out of nowhere, and pedal into Salt.
"Whoops."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU FUCKING-I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take the phone.
"Sup Sis. Long time no speak. How's life?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Someone help."

 

[Saltarius]

I help Paddy up and slap him across the face.

 

[RaNDM G]

Oh. Hi Zombie... Uh... It's good. Things are good.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall back down. "I think something broke."

 

[DotSlash]

I walk into the motel and find the group. "Yo guys and barkeep dude."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cool. Cool. Salt is having relationship troubles with Paddy. Cause those two are...You know."

 

[Saltarius]

I help Paddy up again and prop him up against a chair.

"WE'RE NOT!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, Trilby has photos. So yeah Sis, want to talk about anything?"