Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Lets tone this down a notch."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright just...let's stop this right here and talk normally."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, my throat hurts from the singing. So what do you want to talk about?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Still on the phone here guys."

 

[DotSlash]

I start poking around the rooms, kicking in doors.
"'Scuse me... -kick- Pardon me... -kick- Oh, ewww."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck this."
I down a bottle of pills.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... yeah, Salt wants to know why you called him a 'baka' and a 'yandere'."

If he is really that clueless, I have to make a freaking chart.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's Salt. He's that clueless. Where can we pick this chart up?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Your local bookstore. I'll publish it and make it into a calendar.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're in a shitty desert town called Barstow, and the Mall burned down. We ain't got a local bookstore. On that subject, any idea where we can get another infinitely expanding space-Mall on Invictus?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Isn't there a spaceport on that backwards planet?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shrug.
"If there is, nobody told us."

 

[Knife-28]

I discreetly fistbump Xot while Knife walks in spinning a some keys on his finger. "I hesitate to ask, but anyone here now how to drive a bus?"

 

[DotSlash]

"Oooh! ooh! me me! Pick me! Where is it?"
I wave my hands wildly at Knife.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife tosses the keys to Slash. "She's parked out back," He says, "And be carful, I traded my warthog of her."

 

[DotSlash]

I catch dem keys and turn back to the group.
"Soooo... are we ditching this ghost town in hopes of finding another?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sister says there's a spaceport somewhere nearby."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, there's a spaceport a day or so's drive from here." Knife says, holding up a map. "I figure we get there and get off this rock, any objections?"

 

[DotSlash]

I point dramatically.
"Let's get on the bus!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Can't you just explain? Wait...isn't baka the thing that tsundere's stereotypically say?"