Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"My my, how did that get in there? Honestly I'm so careless. Also, boss? I thought this was a one level operation?"

"It is. Thanks for the dope."

The man with the gun gestures you to the balcony.

"Yeah but, this was closest. Don't want to be wasting fuel now."

I headwindow in disapproval.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Now look, I got some friends working with me who don't exactly like what I'm doing. One of them must have done this." I protest as I walk out onto the balcony. "It was probably Woon, David Woon, just take him out and everything will be fine and dandy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, Salt needs some food in him. Me too. When was the last time we ate?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That fucking idiot."

 

[RaNDM G]

"It was probably Woon, David Woon, just take him out and everything will be fine and dandy."

"We'll pay him a visit when we're done with you. It's only business."

[sub]Timelapse Skyscraper - gifmovie.tumblr.com[/sub]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

TW: Wait, better idea.
TW: I'm going to call you. Give the phone to one of them.

I set up my voice changer and call Paddy.

 

[Saltarius]

"Screw McDonalds, we've got to save Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"On the subject of my associates one of them wants to talk to you." I transfer the call to a mobile phone in a pocket of one of the men threatening me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfft. No. He's probably not in trouble. Now, eat something." I drive forward slightly.
"Come on, come on! Hurry up!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M NOT HUN-FUCK THIS!"

I open the door and start running out into the street.

"PADDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... Boss?"

"Answer it."

"I'm not gonna answer it. You answer it."

"You've got the gun. Answer it."

"I can't talk on the phone and hold a gun at the same time."

The thug in the green mask facepalms. Violently.

The gunman answers it.

"Hello."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, get back in the car. Your phone isn't even on, you don't know he's in dan-" I watch Salt get run over by a truck.
"For Gods sake."

 

[DotSlash]

((Uh... hi. Can I has recap?))

 

[RaNDM G]

"Damn... I'm not driving back for him."

@Dot: Paddy is held up by drug dealers. Trilby and Sigma investigated a puppet shop and set it on fire. Zombie and I stopped by McDonald's on the way to the puppet shop. Salt got hit by a truck.

I think that covers it.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn in the car.

"Do you honestly think he won't get caught? He's...him for fuck's sakes!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I buy some chicken nuggets, and throw them in the faces of Salt and Ran.
"Let's go." I drive around the city for a while.

 

[Saltarius]

"ALRIGHT, CONTACT HIM AND WE'LL SEE HOW HE'S HOLDING UP."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Look, I'm sure he can handle himself. We'll meet up with the rest of the guys and figure out what to do then."

I take a bite of my McDouble, and rediscover my intense hatred for McDonald's.

"Eh."

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn in the car.

"Hey guys. Way to leave me for dead."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Sorry for being concerned about a person you shared a bed with. But when we lose our trace on the Trio, don't blame me."