Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You sure? I can help if you're having trouble."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Fack"
I draw Blendsword and power it up, taking a swipe towards his legs.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh no I'm good. Just gimme a little more time."

 

[Saltarius]

"If you say so."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Did you empty his pockets before you locked him up?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...No?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're pretty bad at this aren't you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide to leave a message again.
"Hey guys. It's me. The guy you sent an assassin after. He was real polite. Asked if I was cool with getting killed. I said no. He killed me anyway. So, he's bringing you my head right now. Uh... get a glass case, or something. Anyway, we're cool now. I mean, I sort of hoped we could work together. Offer still stands, by the way. So, bye."
I go to hang up, then stop.
"Oh, FYI, Rojas is dead."
I hang up.

 

[DotSlash]

I sigh.
"Fine, fine... let's just fix this thing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh right. Except for the car. Didn't fix that. Yeah. Okay, be right back!" I barge into the building, and enter the elevator.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Yes."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Salt and Paddy.
"Hey guys. Jesus that's a lot of blood."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stand up, trailing innards. "He's not even carrying anything, he emptied his pockets beforehand."

 

[Saltarius]

"Y'know I just do things sometimes and fuck up and ah..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy... you got... you got a little something on your face."
I hand Paddy a handkerchief.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cut open his stomach. "Nope, nothing. At least they're just a duo now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They could've been just a guy if Zombie had killed one of them, instead of becoming their personal hitman."

 

[Knife-28]

I walk into into where Trilby, Salt and Paddy are, see all the blood, then walk right back out.
Kinda like this;

 

[Saltarius]

"So Paddy, what are we going to do now?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"Why are you still here?"[/small]

"Fack"
I draw Blendsword and power it up, taking a swipe towards his legs.

He hops back. Your sword scrapes his legs.

DAMAGE: -2