Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"This conversation is over."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine. Can I get the foot back?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Here."
I hand him a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I may leave the area just to be safe."

 

[Saltarius]

I grab Paddy by the arm.

"Oh no, you said you were making this up to me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How, by being arrested?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought you knew."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you're going away, I'll come too. We could go find a ship so we can all leave this shitehole."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You think I'm gonna leave you here on this arse end planet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M JUST SAYING I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING UP YOU BEING A DICK TO ME SOMEHOW!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"This has a 90% chance of ending in another gangbang. Just saying."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You know what I've done to you, now I'm gonna make it up to you by getting us off this planet and you off community service for infinity."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"He does kinda deserve it..."

 

[Saltarius]

"You could at least make that sound romantic."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I draw a mustache on Paddys face with a sharpie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You want romance you don't look for it in a cynical drug addict."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're seriously killing the attraction, dude."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Stop complaining and let's get away from the crime scene the police are en route to so I become less jumpy."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're with me. They won't get you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, don't worry. I'm the only one who committed a crime, and Salt's supposed to be stopping me from doing just that. As is Knife, but he's still missing. Seriously, guys, where is he?"